Going Fishing

klinger · **Joined:** Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:27 pm **Posts:** 1589

I said to my missus the other day "we are going fishing tomorrow"

"welcome to the board, I'm not going fishing" she said

"well if you wont come with me you got 2 choices" I replied "you can either give me a blow job or I stick one in your ass"

"Aye, right o" she said as she went to bed.

Next morning I'm downstairs with all my tackle ready to go and I hear her on the way down

"come on then, get your gear on we're going fishing" I told her

"I told you I'm not going fishing" she said

"right then, what's it to be?" I asked "blow job or bend over and take one in the ass"

"ok" she huffed "I'll give you a blow job"

So she gets started before suddenly pulling back screaming "urgghh it tastes like shiite"

"yes it does" I said "thats because the dog wouldn't come with me either".

EAPools · **Posted:** Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:13 pm

How old?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:32 pm

I hope you dont catch any dogfish.

Frodraff · **Posted:** Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:06 am

I hope you don't crack any more jokes.

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

klinger · **Joined:** Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:27 pm **Posts:** 1589

Tough crowd

Trapper · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:43 am **Posts:** 508

Must try harder Klinger -

At our lasses funeral over the weekend -

First time i've met her mam and dad -

What a couple of miserable tvvats.

klinger · **Joined:** Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:27 pm **Posts:** 1589

Trapper wrote:

:laugh:

Must try harder Klinger -

At our lasses funeral over the weekend -

First time i've met her mam and dad -

What a couple of miserable tvvats.

Yeah Trapper, thought it was funny when I heard it, must be the way I tell em!!

and for the miserable gets out there........ "a joke's as old as the first time you hear it"

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:54 pm

klinger wrote:

Trapper wrote:

:laugh:

Must try harder Klinger -

At our lasses funeral over the weekend -

First time i've met her mam and dad -

What a couple of miserable tvvats.

Yeah Trapper, thought it was funny when I heard it, must be the way I tell em!!

and for the miserable gets out there........ "a joke's as old as the first time you hear it"

I heard that one in 1982

klinger · **Joined:** Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:27 pm **Posts:** 1589

TalbotAvenger wrote:

klinger wrote:

Trapper wrote:

:laugh:

Must try harder Klinger -

At our lasses funeral over the weekend -

First time i've met her mam and dad -

What a couple of miserable tvvats.

Yeah Trapper, thought it was funny when I heard it, must be the way I tell em!!

and for the miserable gets out there........ "a joke's as old as the first time you hear it"

I heard that one in 1982

Really? I heard it Saturday 20th March 2010 at 9.00pm GMT

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:06 pm

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Before or after the dog?? confised

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