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 Post subject: Claudia Winkleman
PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:47 pm 
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The stupid bint with the dodgy hair on Sports Relief " More than a quarter of the worlds children have to work for a living.Thats more than one in six!" With maths like that, no wonder the the BBC is in some much bother!

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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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EAPools wrote:
The stupid bint with the dodgy hair on Sports Relief " More than a quarter of the worlds children have to work for a living.Thats more than one in six!" With maths like that, no wonder the the BBC is in some much bother!


Err a quarter = one in four..... which works out more than one in six! :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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klinger wrote:
EAPools wrote:
The stupid bint with the dodgy hair on Sports Relief " More than a quarter of the worlds children have to work for a living.Thats more than one in six!" With maths like that, no wonder the the BBC is in some much bother!


Err a quarter = one in four..... which works out more than one in six! :roll:


Does it sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

100 children 1 in 4 working means 25 children working

100 children 1in 6 working means 16 children working

So 1 in 6 is less than a quarter.

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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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Fetish_Bob wrote:
klinger wrote:
EAPools wrote:
The stupid bint with the dodgy hair on Sports Relief " More than a quarter of the worlds children have to work for a living.Thats more than one in six!" With maths like that, no wonder the the BBC is in some much bother!


Err a quarter = one in four..... which works out more than one in six! :roll:


Does it sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

100 children 1 in 4 working means 25 children working

100 children 1in 6 working means 16 children working

So 1 in 6 is less than a quarter.


Err so a quarter is indeed more than one in six :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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Stick to putting out fires Bob. Of course 'a quarter of' is more than one in six.

a quarter = one in four = 25%
one in six = 16.66%

So shes right, one is four is indeed more than one in six.


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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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The statement is mathematically flawed though, as more than a quarter of the worlds children having to work for a living is 25% and over or 25%>100%, but the stating of thats more than one in six equates to 16.66% and above or 16.66%>100%, so it's contradictory, as it is more than 1 in 6, it's 1 and a half in 6, but the 16.66% to 25% category would not apply to the original statement.

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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:
The statement is mathematically flawed though, as more than a quarter of the worlds children having to work for a living is 25% and over or 25%>100%, but the stating of thats more than one in six equates to 16.66% and above or 16.66%>100%, so it's contradictory, as it is more than 1 in 6, it's 1 and a half in 6, but the 16.66% to 25% category would not apply to the original statement.


Exactly, they're not related.

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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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What if a third of the 16.66% were cousins?


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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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i'd happily give her one, maybe even two

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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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I'm with you Yubep, just to shut her up for a minute or two. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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comic relief launched again
they keep on about africans
who live in mud huts having to walk
5miles a day to get water!!
is it just me, or would you move the fecking huts??


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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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poolie bri wrote:
comic relief launched again
they keep on about africans
who live in mud huts having to walk
5miles a day to get water!!
is it just me, or would you move the fecking huts??


rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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It seems odd that we seem to have several telethons a year to help people in Africa which is ok but maybe we should start sorting out the problems closer to home first.


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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:19 pm 
How much money did the 'Celebrities' of this Great Country donate and raise for the people of Cumbria after the Floods the other year???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Some people still aren't back in their homes!!!! banghead banghead rage


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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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How much money did the 'Celebrities' of this Great Country donate and raise for the people of Cumbria after the Floods the other year???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Some people still aren't back in their homes!!!! banghead banghead rage

but at least they don't have to walk five mile for some water :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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:laugh: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
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Her real name was Chlamydia Wankleman, but she changed it by deed poll.

I'd still slip her one like!

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 Post subject: Re: Claudia Winkleman
PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:13 pm 
Relax. :wink:

China's bought Africa.. :grin:


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Relax. :wink:

China's bought Africa.. :grin:


That's so they can counterfeit it so they can get more money.


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