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Fetish_Bob
 Post subject: I'm bored, so here's a poor joke
PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:24 pm 
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Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams.The first one asks, "Oh Lord when will England next win the World Cup?"

God Replies, "In the next 10 years."

"But I'll be dead by then," says the man.

The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Liverpool next win the European Cup?"

The Good Lord - answers, "In the next 15 years."

"But I'll be dead by then," says the man.

The third one asks, "Oh Lord when will Darlo win the Promotion?".

God answers, "I'll be dead by then!"

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: I'm bored, so here's a poor joke
PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:45 pm 
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chip fireball wrote:
what if you dont believe in god ?


Then you're a heathen.




Hope that helps. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: I'm bored, so here's a poor joke
PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:47 pm 
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Allah Akbar

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alleztfc
 Post subject: Re: I'm bored, so here's a poor joke
PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:51 pm 
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Doesn't he bowl right-arm fast-medium for Pakistan? :wink:

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Mumtaz's rucksack
 Post subject: Re: I'm bored, so here's a poor joke
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alleztfc wrote:
Doesn't he bowl right-arm fast-medium for Pakistan? :wink:


:laugh:

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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad
 Post subject: Re: I'm bored, so here's a poor joke
PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:35 pm 
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Should that not have been:-

"The third one asks, "Oh Lord when will Darlo win promotion?".......and God turns and say's "Do you want to take this one Chris?"

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