right, its our wedding anniversary on Saturday - and we're going to a concert in Durham, so I suggested a B+B.

She said to me 45 minutes ago, "why dont you book that B+B in Durham"

ok sez me, and sets to it

I find one, and says to her d'ya like the look of this one?

oh aye, says she

so I proceed to book it and she says, "theres no point booking it today theres no money in the bank, I dont get paid till tomorrow..."


she cant understand my frustration right now....


45 minutes wasted

What a lot of women whose partners play in bands do not realise is that we are constantly broke in the pursuit of our 'art'.

Oops. But won't most hotels let you book without paying up front, ie just take your credit card details?
What's the concert?

Women eh...? Can't live with them , .............that's it.

the second part of that quote is "not allowed to kill 'em"

dunno, I'll try it though.

Its Eliza Carthy @ the Elvet hall or summat methodisty anyways...the young un's are also on the bill.
another annoyance is not neing able to find any tickets on this tinterweb thing, so I'm hoping/presuming you can pay on the turnstile

Oh, right. That must be the gig that Sean from the Young Uns was trying to tell us about, in the Pot House recently, only he couldn't remember the name of the venue.
It's an enormous hall with additional seats up on a balcony. Don't think you'll have a problem getting in.

I thought it was 'can't give 'em a warm back.............??'

nice one!

not this one

ah well, saved the page thus saving me 45 minutes tomorrow - lets just hope its not booked up in the meantime!

Women:- tell them they suit their hair curly, they'll buy straighteners. Tell them they've got nice legs, they'll wear trousers. Tell them to go carefull with the cash, they'll go daft. Tell them you've walked the dog, they don't believe ya'.

Tell them it clashes with Pools' next home game...........

B&B!! you posh get, where's ya tent man?

I've got a problem with the car in the cold weather where the tailgate on the boot won't lock and when the automatic system on the car can't lock the boot it has an automatic system that tells you that you haven't locked the boot.

I think this car is female.

Have you tried

https://ivfdf2010.vbookings.co.uk/

Salty ?

why do women wait till they get to the front of the queue and the stuff been put through the till before they get their purse out and it's usually at the bottom of a massive bag,also why do they congregate in shop doorways so you can't get in then you say excuse me and they look at you as though you are thick,why do they always leave the shopping trolley in the middle of the aisle so you can't get past

yes, thanks!

got em



I've changed Rob....

I think the security system was just designed by a female and when a bloke engineer said, 'this isn't logical,' she reported him for being sexist and looking at her in a funny way.

I've just realised.........it's French.........sorry girls...........oh no!! It's a mine field.