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Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22676

Logged in for the first time in days and Christ it's miserable over there!

Yesterday I went to an orphanage which looks after kids that have lost their mothers to aids,
To log in here and read people getting suicidal over a game of footy seems somewhat trite and ridiculous.

As for this place, Kenya, stand by for it to become the next radicaliseduslim state. The signs are there already. It's spreading down the coast; Yemen, Somalia and next stop for the AQ roadshow is Kenya.

The hotel next door is the paradise which was bombed a few years ago by AQ. But never mind that, Hartlepool united lost a football match.

Doug the head · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:55 am

Well it is a forum for Hartlepool United what did you expect.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:32 am

ADG wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Logged in for the first time in days and Christ it's miserable over there!

Yesterday I went to an orphanage which looks after kids that have lost their mothers to aids,
To log in here and read people getting suicidal over a game of footy seems somewhat trite and ridiculous.

As for this place, Kenya, stand by for it to become the next radicaliseduslim state. The signs are there already. It's spreading down the coast; Yemen, Somalia and next stop for the AQ roadshow is Kenya.

The hotel next door is the paradise which was bombed a few years ago by AQ. But never mind that, Hartlepool united lost a football match.

Look on the bright side, we got rid of all the poofs and queers whilst you have been away. :grin:

That reminds me I havent heard Pubey for a while

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:08 pm

Yeah. Where's my bessy?

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12382

Rape, murder and knife crime has gone down in Nottingham in the last week. They haven't given a reason why yet!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:43 pm

derwent wrote:

Rape, murder and knife crime has gone down in Nottingham in the last week. They haven't given a reason why yet!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

They've all been watching the Winter Olympics and Eastenders, probably. :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:14 pm

Mr I wrote:

Logged in for the first time in days and Christ it's miserable over there!

Yesterday I went to an orphanage which looks after kids that have lost their mothers to aids,
To log in here and read people getting suicidal over a game of footy seems somewhat trite and ridiculous.

As for this place, Kenya, stand by for it to become the next radicaliseduslim state. The signs are there already. It's spreading down the coast; Yemen, Somalia and next stop for the AQ roadshow is Kenya.

The hotel next door is the paradise which was bombed a few years ago by AQ. But never mind that, Hartlepool united lost a football match.

well, err......yeah!
thats stating the bleeding obvious that Mr.I!

Hate to sound cold, but shit happens everyday in every country on the planet!
The things that entertain us take our minds off the horrible things that happen daily.
Football and Pools is that thing for us, and when the team play shite we moan about it regardless of starving children, aids, war, cancer etc... Its not right but thats the way it is.

To be honest, I'd be more pissed off if people were whinging about such trivial things on a unicef forum.

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:20 pm

I'm gonna sign up to a Unicef forum to do just that!

I've ran out of rice for my tea, i blame Bob Geldof! :wink:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:04 pm

Compo wrote:

ADG wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Logged in for the first time in days and Christ it's miserable over there!

Yesterday I went to an orphanage which looks after kids that have lost their mothers to aids,
To log in here and read people getting suicidal over a game of footy seems somewhat trite and ridiculous.

As for this place, Kenya, stand by for it to become the next radicaliseduslim state. The signs are there already. It's spreading down the coast; Yemen, Somalia and next stop for the AQ roadshow is Kenya.

The hotel next door is the paradise which was bombed a few years ago by AQ. But never mind that, Hartlepool united lost a football match.

Look on the bright side, we got rid of all the poofs and queers whilst you have been away. :grin:

That reminds me I havent heard Pubey for a while

Didn't he say that they'd blocked the bunker off the computer at work. He might be back at the weekend.

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

Poolie of Kent wrote:

derwent wrote:

Rape, murder and knife crime has gone down in Nottingham in the last week. They haven't given a reason why yet!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

They've all been watching the Winter Olympics and Eastenders, probably. :laugh:

Mr POK, Derwent is stating that while Mr I is out of the country, crime has fallen in his adopted home town; the insinuation being that he is responsible for said crime. Jokes are rarely funny when they have to be explained. :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37807

The Fat Man wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

derwent wrote:

Rape, murder and knife crime has gone down in Nottingham in the last week. They haven't given a reason why yet!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

They've all been watching the Winter Olympics and Eastenders, probably. :laugh:

Mr POK, Derwent is stating that while Mr I is out of the country, crime has fallen in his adopted home town; the insinuation being that he is responsible for said crime. Jokes are rarely funny when they have to be explained. :roll:

It could be that POK's purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others, just a thought. :wink:

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

Mr I wrote:

Logged in for the first time in days and Christ it's miserable over there!

Yesterday I went to an orphanage which looks after kids that have lost their mothers to aids

Where u at? Fookin Middlesbrough?

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:22 pm

Mr of Kent has the snow and Dancing on Thin Ice to worry about... :grin:

They're important y'know... :wink:

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:23 pm

Mumtaz's rucksack wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Logged in for the first time in days and Christ it's miserable over there!

Yesterday I went to an orphanage which looks after kids that have lost their mothers to aids

Where u at? Fookin Middlesbrough?

Post of the year :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:23 pm

I laughed aswell!!!! :laugh:

On a serious note....we all have sympathy for the horrible, terrible things that go on in the World etc....but I just hate the line....

'Puts it all into perspective when you see/hear....'....

When mentioning someones death, tragedy, etc etc....on a Football Message Board!!!! confised

Sorry like!!!! sadx

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