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 Post subject: Jokes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:28 pm 
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Hartlepool players and management staff visited the local childrens hospital today

"Its good to put a smile on the faces of people worse off than you , and who face a long long uphill battle " said David Wilson aged 6
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What does Chris Turner do after Pools win 3 successive games ???

Turns off Championship manager on the pc.
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A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge said to him "So why don't you want to live with your dad?"
"Because he beats me" said the little boy.
"Why don't you want to live with your mum then?" asked the judge.
Because she beats me aswell.
"Oh" said the judge "Well who would you like to live with then?"
The little boy replied" I would like to live with Chris Turner, he doesn't beat anyone!!"

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Be careful , driving conditions are awful today. I just came off the road and hit Chris Turner. It took me ten minutes, two fields & a golf course but I finally got him.

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Q: Why does Chris Turner keep visiting Tesco?

A: Because that's the only way he can pick up any points!

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Q: What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line at Victoria Park?

A: They score.

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Chris Turner was wheeling his shopping trolley across the Tesco car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her shopping.

He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" to which the old lady replied, "no way you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"

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Q: What do Chris Turner and laxatives have in common?
A: Both irritate the crap out of you

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Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Chris Turner. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot Chris Turner Twice.

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Q.Chris Turner and Colin West jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a F**K!

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Q: What's the difference between a Pyromaniac and Chris Turner?
A: A Pyromaniac wouldn't throw away all his matches!

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Q: What have General Pinochet and Chris Turner in common?
A: They both round people up into football stadiums and torture them.

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Yes so I'm bored............

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:36 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Jokes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:54 pm 
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Enjoyed that Fetta, first time I've laughed this (torturous) weekend.

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:08 pm 
Mind, the Darlow score brought a smile to my face. Two up with 10 minutes to go and lost! rolfl rolfl


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