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 Post subject: Jesus was Gay
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:27 pm 
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in light of our discussions I thought I would bring this up, another homosexual in the media Elton John has said Jesus was a "super-intelligent gay man".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8523538.stm

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 Post subject: Re: Jesus was Gay
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:30 pm 
(puts tin hat on)
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:35 pm 
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:shock: Oh Oh :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Jesus was Gay
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:38 pm 
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yeah poor bloke must have been unlucky in love too.

Can you imagine the hurt and anger every time he stuck his cock up a poo chute and his lover moaned 'oh god yeah'.....


'stop shouting my dads name for fooks sake'

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Jesus was Gay
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:39 pm 
Yeah but then again, Adam and Even had two sons, Cane and Able, right??

Well why are we all here??

((c)Bill Hicks) :wink:

But nonetheless valid... :laugh: :laugh:
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:41 pm 
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Kindly curl up and die, Mr Dwight.
The photo tells you all you need to know about this silly boy.

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 Post subject: Re: Jesus was Gay
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:56 pm 
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He's obviously somehow got hold of a copy of Jesus' memoirs?, either that or he looks well for 2000 years old.

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 Post subject: Re: Jesus was Gay
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:45 pm 
Everyone knows Jesus wasn't gay


He is a black man though
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well I can't wait for the next episode of Jesus and Friends on South Park, to see what he has to say about all this

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:09 pm 
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I think elton fancy's nailin' Jesus himself... why else would he say it....... imagine whats going through his mind when he bows before the cross rolfl rolfl rolfl
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Compo wrote:
in light of our discussions I thought I would bring this up, another homosexual in the media Elton John has said Jesus was a "super-intelligent gay man".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8523538.stm

Well, I've read it and he's sick of being a celebrity eh...? Well he could sort it all out overnight, give his wealth away and get a council flat, then sink into obscurity.... mind you Elton, you were never a celebrity in my eyes, hope that helps. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Jesus was Gay
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:53 pm 
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[.... mind you Elton, you were never a celebrity in my eyes, hope that helps. :roll:


Did he knock you back too, the bastad. (cADG) :evil:
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 Post subject: Re: Jesus was Gay
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i just felt bitchy, sorry sadx

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 Post subject: Re: Jesus was Gay
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:21 pm 
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I always presumed he was gay. After all, he did turn water into wine. Any straight bloke would have turned it into stella

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Grave wrote:
Any straight bloke would have turned it into stella


Lager drinking puff. :laugh:
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 Post subject: Re: Jesus was Gay
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Grave wrote:
Any straight bloke would have turned it into stella


Lager drinking puff. :laugh:


Naaah! I would have turned it into wine!

:uhoh: :uhoh: bbolt

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.. and Wenger would have turned it into whine.

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