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 Post subject: Another friday joke
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:21 pm 
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I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

Wow!' I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'


She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.


Anyway, she giggled and said, 'don’t worry I've put on a few pounds myself!'


So I told her to welcome to the board.


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 Post subject: Re: Another friday joke
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:26 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Another friday joke
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:32 pm 
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Another friday joke
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:32 pm 
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Another friday joke
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:34 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Another friday joke
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:26 pm 
clappp rolfl clappp rolfl clappp

Quality. :grin:


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