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parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:44 am

.....who's pinched the scoop we use for getting the ice from the ice-making machine? :evil:

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

The barmaid?

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:48 am

And what would she need it for???

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Scooping ice?

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:55 am

Nah, that would be too obvious!!

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Yeh...your right :roll:

The stocktaker?

A passing horde of Gypsies?(is the back of your fruit machine still there parmo?)

Mrs parmo might have took it upstairs :wink:

Nelson might have eat it

The possibilites are endless

The chances are though you have probably mislaid it :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:06 am

aye, and another thing..what happened to the parmo that must have been in the kitchen last Saturday? I found the box the next morning with a few parmo crumbs in it, but no sign of the parmo.
I had been drinking heavily so I don't recall what happened to it.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:13 am

One of my lads left the remains of a Parmo, ordered from our local Italiano Takeaway in the Park (John Whitehead-Billingham) last week. So in a spirit of adventure, having only ever eaten one before, it was disgusting as far as I can remember, I ate his leftovers. My impression was of the most bland and tasteless thing I had ever eaten. Have I just been unlucky, or is the Parmo the most overrated food ever?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:14 am

you can't say that refred

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:20 am

parmopooly wrote:

:shock: you can't say that refred

It's amazing what you can say after 5 pints of strong cider!!!

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:37 pm

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

is the Parmo the most overrated food ever?

agreed

foul

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:25 pm

MMMmmmmm....Cheese!!!! :sweet: :sweet: :sweet:

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:15 am

I have never actually partaken of a parmo, as they are only made in God's Little Acre and a bit of Teeside, and they don't do vegetarian ones.

However, having had a gleg at the waistlines and complexions of those who regularly scoff the little brutes, I think my natural exclusion from that pleasure is a blessing and I shall stick with stuffed eggplant, egg rice and sauteed chinese leaves which are my current favourites!!

I could fu cking murder a sausage roll and a Mars Bar though..................... :evil:

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