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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Dear Chip
PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:57 pm 
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Every evening when I have finished on the bunker I go back into the living room and each day our lass is watching "house" on the telly. Its seriously annoying me. My dick never gets serviced cos of that friggin programme.

Please tell me what to do as im at the end of my tether.

Yours Faithfully

Grave

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 Post subject: Re: Dear Chip
PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:00 pm 
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maybe a wank is the only option....?
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misterb2001
 Post subject: Re: Dear Chip
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there you go Grave, Jonny is offering you his services :laugh:

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Jonny
 Post subject: Re: Dear Chip
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misterb2001 wrote:
there you go Grave, Jonny is offering you his services :laugh:


refredcertainly not, a self satisfying wank is always the best anyway - Misterb - a wanker like you should know that.... :laugh:
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BillinghamPoolie
 Post subject: Re: Dear Chip
PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:17 pm 
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Grave wrote:
Every evening when I have finished on the bunker I go back into the living room and each day our lass is watching "house" on the telly. Its seriously annoying me. My dick never gets serviced cos of that friggin programme.

Please tell me what to do as im at the end of my tether.

Yours Faithfully

Grave


Maybe you should grow a couple of days stubble, walk with a limp, and have a very selfish attitude to life. It seems to work for Gregory.

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misterb2001
 Post subject: Re: Dear Chip
PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:39 pm 
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Jonny wrote:
misterb2001 wrote:
there you go Grave, Jonny is offering you his services :laugh:


refredcertainly not, a self satisfying wank is always the best anyway - Misterb - a wanker like you should know that.... :laugh:

i'm an old pro :grin:

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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Re: Dear Chip
PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:39 pm 
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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
Grave wrote:
Every evening when I have finished on the bunker I go back into the living room and each day our lass is watching "house" on the telly. Its seriously annoying me. My dick never gets serviced cos of that friggin programme.

Please tell me what to do as im at the end of my tether.

Yours Faithfully

Grave


Maybe you should grow a couple of days stubble, walk with a limp, and have a very selfish attitude to life. It seems to work for Gregory.


Does he get plenty of muff like?

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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: Dear Chip
PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:42 pm 
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Top tip, and this is serious............. get a latin girlfriend. Spanish, Portuguese, eytie it matters not. Oh, and keep a a shitty stick to hand.
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BillinghamPoolie
 Post subject: Re: Dear Chip
PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:59 pm 
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Grave wrote:
BillinghamPoolie wrote:
Grave wrote:
Every evening when I have finished on the bunker I go back into the living room and each day our lass is watching "house" on the telly. Its seriously annoying me. My dick never gets serviced cos of that friggin programme.

Please tell me what to do as im at the end of my tether.

Yours Faithfully

Grave


Maybe you should grow a couple of days stubble, walk with a limp, and have a very selfish attitude to life. It seems to work for Gregory.


Does he get plenty of muff like?


Like Mr I says, he has to beat them off with his stick!!

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Cornelius Atweasle
 Post subject: Re: Dear Chip
PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:25 am 
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BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Like Mr I says, he has to beat them off with his stick!!


No mate, he says they look like they've been beaten with a stick. :shock:
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Cornelius Atweasle
 Post subject: Re: Dear Chip
PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:39 am 
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chip fireball wrote:
take a lover.

hth.


I'm far too fat, old and ugly for that sort of caper! :laugh:
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