any one been to one?

No.

Never really seen the point in paying a fortune as a cover charge and for a beer just to see some bint flash her tits and fanny.

Closest I've been is the likes of the Foxhall on Blackpool front and Jax Bar in town when they used to have a tart getting her kit off before Pools.

Been in the Flying Scotsman at Kings Cross,it is the filthiest stinking hole its ever been my misfortune to have a drink in.
I wont be going in again.
The clippy club used to be alright on a Sunday afternoon,dunno if they still have strippers on now though

women = sperm collectors
I have no interest in going to strip joints either

a) I'm too old
b) I can't be bothered "pretending" to think it's great seeing some random woman parade about with fu-ck all on - I just feel embarrassed for the fu-ckers!!
c) I'd rather get pissed and have a laugh somewhere that doesn't have an artificial centre of attention
d) I'd rather go home and have a wa-nk when the ballbags get full

I went to one on Saturday, called vogue in Watford, with a couple of mates only reason we went as got a flyer paid £2 in and got a free shot. Beer was cheap-ish of a strip bar. Women were amazing.

Dont make a habit of going like, been to about 3 in my legal drinking years (9 years) all have been with a big group of lads. Two in Liverpool becasue 24 hour drinking wasnt in then and was only place open late on grand national wkd, and last week.

My mate was a stripper at uni, the only lass I knew who ever came out the system with a massive profit, she made about £300-£400 a night during grand national weekend, more like £200 normal night.

all the more reason not to reward these spunkbags with money for taking their kit off
It's a big bag of shite
Anyone who goes to gawp at them and throw their money away deserves to be skint!!!

i was in the clippy club a few years back and the strippers used to bring their own tapes with the music to strip too,only thing was it got stuck in the machine,mind give the lass her due she still took her kit off

totally agree, I went to the one the other day for a drink as there was no que and every other bar was ram-jammed in Watford, honestly I didnt know what they were giving away even o'neils there was a que outside 10 deep.

She did also say some fool offered her £3k to go back with him, obviously she turned it down, fair play to the strippers tho its a hard job on your feet from about 8ish - 3 dancing for people you dont like trying to loosen their wallets.

As they say in a place not too far from here.........I'd rather have a pan o' scouse.

I went to one in Berlin when i worked there, it cost a fortune to get in but you got 2 free bottles of free becks.

When we got inside it was a high class brothel with really smart lasses sitting down with you wanting you to buy them a drink which started off at the cheapest at about £20 After getting no joy of us a big Rusty Lee look alike sat next to me and said " you watch me dance and then we go upstairs and FUCK" after declining her offer and supping our free drink we got chucked out

Cant believe no-ones clipped the voucher in the pools programme and sampled the delights of our very own little black book... anyone ever been in there? or should I say is it even still open?