Last night I had to explain to our rass what a Chinese Burn is.

You'd think she'd know, eh??

how is the wild colonial boy?

I'm alright thanks Father!! How's you and yours??

If you're anywhere near the Chubby Lad at the next game, can you give hima slap and either you or your highly educated daughter tell him the difference betwen a 'Burn' and a 'Bairn.'

Still, as they say, you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear........

better still i will get my mate the snowman to do a cartoon of him

probably a funny colour and in unusual garb
that will put him in the spot light