Not Going To Southampton Anymore??

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Shall we book a Bunker table :grin:

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

Go and watch this lot in a repeat of their last game in the Q.F. of the Durham Inter Association Cup

http://www.clubwebsite.co.uk/hartlepool ... id=1891570

STARTING LINE-UP
Luke Hill GK
Ethan Payne
Callum Wood
Tom Brace
Charlie Grant
Paul Braithwaite (Captain)
Liam Gallagher
Danny Roberts
Jason Blackburn
Elliott Beddow
Paul Moore
SUBSTITUTES
Tony Barclay
Jack Swales
Liam Wright
Matthew Wilkinson
Ryan Harriskit (GK)

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:55 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

How about this?

TREAT YOUR LOVED ONE AT THE ARENA

The Northern Echo Arena is the perfect setting for you to spend Valentine’s Day with the special person in your life.

Darlington FC are hosting their famous Carvery on Valentine’s Day (Sunday February 14) in a special package which includes a live singer.

A one-course meal is priced just £6.95, with the two-course available for £9.90 and three-course for only £12.85.

Booking is strongly advised as this is expected to be very popular. To book, call 01325 387000 or email commercial@darlington-fc.net

Book a table under the name Michael Hunt Elvis.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:17 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

I'd ate a broiled flip-flop in a sewer while a tramp on the next table sucked diahorrea through a sweaty rugby sock and entered that place again. Ever.

ADG wrote:

I have eaten at the Arena......or whatever its called now.............and I and 65 others DID get diahorrea......as well as food poisoning.

You were there on the same night?? :roll:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:33 pm

I work with a Michael Hunt, poor lad! rolfl

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

I work with a Michael Hunt, poor lad! rolfl

I work with a Wayne King. rolfl

And if that's not bad enough, he's from Darlo. :laugh:

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:46 pm

Has he got a Spanish relative called Juan?

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:49 pm

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

I work with a Michael Hunt, poor lad! rolfl

Yes it's a very unfortunate name. rolfl

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Has he got a Spanish relative called Juan?

That's what we call him rolfl

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:49 pm

I worked with a lad called Willie Swallow, a black and white fan.

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:19 pm

I once worked with a Mark Hunt

Our Younguns Dad · **Joined:** Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:22 am **Posts:** 224

I used to work with a guy called Billy Ankers.

I always assumed his name was really William but I never heard it mentioned by anyone.

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

Just think Mr Kev you'll be able to celebrate

Valentines Day and an unlikely victory at a "Big" club on the same day!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37788

ElvisAintDead wrote:

How about this?

TREAT YOUR LOVED ONE AT THE ARENA

The Northern Echo Arena is the perfect setting for you to spend Valentine’s Day with the special person in your life.

Darlington FC are hosting their famous Carvery on Valentine’s Day (Sunday February 14) in a special package which includes a live singer.

A one-course meal is priced just £6.95, with the two-course available for £9.90 and three-course for only £12.85.

Booking is strongly advised as this is expected to be very popular. To book, call 01325 387000 or email commercial@darlington-fc.net

Honestly, i really am underwhelmed by the sheer banality of this.
For starters, this 'famous' carvery of which they speak in hushed tones, 'Famous' to who ....? the few disillusioned souls who still nest on the emptying 'arena ' seats? Any football club whose fans only retort to the fact they are heading into the conference faster than a Stuka dive bomber with knackered air brakes with a giant anvil strapped to it, is to state smugly like Mrs Bouquet at a Garden Party that they have a 'famous carvery' is a sign that it's time to call the men in white coats. if the this is so important to them, why not ditch the football part and get a season ticket for the Toby Carvery (where the vegetables can help themselves to vegetables) and organise a singing section on the relative merits of frozen Yorkshire puddings as opposed to the frozen variety.
As for the 'romantic' idea of spending the Valentines Day with your loved one at any football ground, let alone the 24 hour suicide watch arena, calls into question the sanity of the man and the desirability of the woman, especially if she insists on wearing a shirt. The very idea that this could lead to them becoming a couple and producing more clones of themselves leads me to the conclusion that a cull by Canadian seal pup clubbers would be the only option.......oh dear. :wink:

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