The Bairn and me Niece!!!!

Anyway a film's on....Jessica said it's King Kong!!!!

Rebecca said....'It isn't it's Hong Kong'!!!!

I said....'Sssshhhh'!!!!

'But Daddy Mutley it is....it's Hong Kong'!!!!

The Chinkies were laughing behind the counter in Chinese!!!! :sweet:

BTW....It was 'Mighty Joe Young'!!!!

The Miss.Chink told me inbetween fits of the giggles!!!! :sweet:

I hope you never took your ermm 'collection' with you

One of my faves from Alan Partridge, with Micheal the handyman

Michael: Add a dash of blue blood.
Alan: Add a dash of blue blood.
Michael: [Thickly accented] And a little biddy bit of a Red Indian boy.
Alan: And… something else in Geordie.
Michael: This hasn’t been cleaned out for years. Hey, there’s a little Japanese soldier in here
still fighting the war!
Alan: Ha ha. Send the buggers back!. Curly black and kinky, mixed with yellow chinky… can you still
say that?
Michael: Oh, aye. You’re alright with that, like, because it’s a race of people, and it’s a food.

Alan: [Thoughtfully] Chinese. Yeah, you’re absolutely right, yeah.