I am going for " We had snow and only had one day of training on the grass"

u stole mine :(

" they might be a really really big team one day and they could win the champions league when that day might come we can look abck and say we were beaten 5-0 by that great team"

" The player's were not launching the balls in to the channels for the speedy Boyd to catch correctly"

I'm hoping for "I'm totally clueless and maybe it's time I stood down and let someone else have a go".

My Christmas would come early if that was said, But to be fair he will probably make Colin West do the interview

"We showed them too much respect"

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Some blokes walked past me and the old man after the game and overheard us talking about Turner, One turned and said " We do not need fans like you Turner was faultless"

I'm going for

I have no excuses I'm totally out of my depth and I will be handing in my resignation as manager on Monday. Which I know won't be accepted but at least I'm falling on my sword. But come Tuesday I'll put out a team that will LIE DOWN AND F****** DIE AGAINST CHARLTON BECAUSE WE DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN SAME LEAGUE AS A BIG CLUB LIKE THAT

resignation as manager on monday? when was he ever manager? isnt he still and has always been a Director of Sport/Football or whatever it is?

TURNER OUT! (when was he ever in??? )

I.m on loads of money and untouchable at pools so i dont give a Donald Duck

"The players have let themselves, the fan's and the club down today, that's why I've asked them in for extra training Sunday so they can go over the non-existant tactics we practise week in week out, and work on the comical set pieces we employ which are the envy of the other clubs in our very difficult division, which is full of clubs who are far too big to be in it".

Untill we get a manager in we will struggle hang on i could be a manager again well some day

'Wrong kind of snow?'