So called safety notice have you seen on food packaging.I bought a frozen lobster from Tesco today and on the packet it said........This product contains shell ....well unless it was skinny dipping when it got caught that stating the obvious.kajira

Tea/Coffee from a vending machine - The contents of this cup may be hot. stupid

a can of Hansa Lager - the contents of this can may turn you into a rarf

I once bought a tin of polonium which carried the message: warning, supplied by Russian agents and will make you look like Parmo.


Before:




After

so which one does he look worse in then?

He doesn't look a happy chappie in either; dying for a shite in the first and just plain dying in the second.

I just tumbled on these, complete with photographic proof:

http://www.mlaw.org/wwl/photos.html

And a broader collection from the same people...

A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding
A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns “Harmful if swallowed
A popular scooter for children warns: "This product moves when used."
A 9" by 3" bag of air used as packing material cautions: "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device."
A flushable toilet brush warns: "Do not use for personal hygiene."
The label on an electric hand blender promoted for use in "blending, whipping, chopping and dicing," warns: "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."
A digital thermometer that can be used to take a person's temperature several different ways warns: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."
A household iron warns users: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn”
A label on a hair dryer reads, “Never use hair dryer while sleeping”
A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: “This product not intended for use as a dental drill.”
A smoke detector warns: “Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.”
A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, “Do not drive with sunshield in place”
An “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter cautions, “Do not use near fire, flame or sparks”
A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use “while sleeping or unconscious”
A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: “Do not use as a ladder.”
A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: “Not intended for highway use”
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes”
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.”
A dishwasher carries this warning: “Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.”
A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: “Caution - Risk of Fire”

behind the mill house stand near the bar...

theres a large amount of sand piled and fenced off with a sign on it saying ...

DANGER of DEATH...

nasty stuff that sand

what does it say on the Ladies' toilets I wonder