In having a peruse of MadJohn's magnum opus to try to build a Pools team of the decade I found two players that I couldn't even tell you what they looked like.

Who or what was Gordon Simms?

Bizarrely the other played 30 games but I really had shut him out of my mind. I can't remember a single contribution from Lee Bullock. I can't even remember what he looks like. A case of the memory hiding things that cause you pain. Were he and LLewellyn the worst investments of the decade, bearing in mind that they were experienced pros on a good wage? Or was there a bigger disappointment?

Gordon Simms was a Centre Back by trade, didn't look TOO bad the odd time i saw him

Lee Bullock was 'kin hopeless. He never actually did anything then very occasionally he'd pop up with a goal. You can blame Agnew for that one though, he absolutely loved Bullock and would have taken him wherever he was in charge.

I'll never forget LLewelyn for his Adebayor style celebration down at Wrexham. What a bell-end.

What about Barry Ferguson?! Was he on loan from Coventry.

I wouldn't recognise Steve Haslam if he walked past me in the street either.

Simms was one that Turner brought from Wolves wasn't he? Along with Westie, Danny Hughes and Brownrigg. I think.

that craddock ginge wouldnt come to us at the same time lidds joined as he was a darlo lad and would never play for pools - until that is he realised he was getting binned by boro - enjoying it in the conference now with the mighty luton. rushden next for him i hope

Craddock's half hearted attempt to retrieve the ball from going out of play one home game made my blood vessels almost burst. He was subbed almost immediately. When you're out on the pitch and that club is paying your wages you get stuck in.
I'm positive it was deliberate, as was his penalty miss at Tranmere, as was his complete and utter lack of effort for every single minute on the pitch in a Pools shirt.

I hope his legs fall off

Who was that fat bloke that kept getting a game? Defence, midfield, attack. He seemed to have some kind of photographic evidence against the powers that be which ensured he got a game.

Amazing,I've just found this in the Luton Enquirer.

Post of the year! Thus far

Post of the year!

It sounds so much better than post of the day!

Scott Walker!!

Danny Byrne!!!

Was looking through the new book and a squad picture had someoen called Rory Barker in it. I have no clue who he is.

it may be a relative of rory the lion.

Alan Pouton

Steve Carsson - winger who cooper signed.

Gary Mason

McAvoy was from Blackburn if i remember rightly, looked the bees knees to start off with then quickly disappeared.

Lee Fitzpatrick.

I used to think he was the bollocks me, but then he just went missing.

and lets not forget Easter.

that kunt is on fire now

The lad was never given a chance at Pools by either the management or the fans.

Andrew Jordan.

Now he was shite. Subbed off at half-time at Stockport after one of the single worst performances I've seen. Never seen again.

Lets not all forget about Marcus Richardson...

This is what Lee Bullock looked like

Oh please, lets do forget.