Did you expect anything else??

The fucking black clad bunch of spineless, spiritless, manky, dog shagging, wimpy, can't-even-get-a-job-as-a-traffic-warden-or-copper-or-PCCSO(the extra C stands for errmmm.......bounder), or H&S Inspector, and not even prostitutes will take your money, cowards.

Slime on the pitch, slime off the pitch. Even now at half time he'll be rimming Ken Bates.

The squirmy little soggy shite.

I am of course available for childrens parties, Derby and Joan do''s and family occasions.