...I'm not around much for the next couple of days, bit busy entertaining the kids at school and stuff, so...Merry Clitoris to youse all, have a cracker, eat as much as you can and I expect youse need no encouragement to drink yourselves daft. Do your best, your best is always good enough.

I got my best present already. Three copies of the Bizz in the post.

Happy Christmas, Mr Spender. See you next year, maybe........

All the best Kev, bu do think of us here, stalked by Polar Bears and harassed by militant penguins. ...Brrrrrrrrrrr