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katcha · **Posted:** Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:55 pm

dunno - try it - scraps are alright in small doses.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:01 pm

i nearly got threw out of a chippy in liverpool when i was drunk, asked for some scraps on top of my chips.

"what are them love", "them bits of batter over there can you put them on my chips"
"sorry we are not allowed, health and saftey" :shock:

"look I am not going to tell anyone and neither are you just put them on my chips"
"sorry no"

I kicked off and she replied "look you making a schene," "i dont care just give me some scraps"
"look if i give you an extra fish will you fuck off!"
"yeah thanks love"

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:04 pm

Compo wrote:

i nearly got threw out of a chippy in liverpool when i was drunk, asked for some scraps on top of my chips.

"what are them love", "them bits of batter over there can you put them on my chips"
"sorry we are not allowed, health and saftey" :shock:

"look I am not going to tell anyone and neither are you just put them on my chips"
"sorry no"

I kicked off and she replied "look you making a schene," "i dont care just give me some scraps"
"look if i give you an extra fish will you f*** off!"
"yeah thanks love"

Compo, you could be Hartlepool's answer to 'The Ginger Man'.

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

They call scraps 'batter' in Sunderland, and as Mrs Dugout is originally from there, she used to call it 'batter'
anyway we were in Hitchin, Hertfordshire visiting her relations where we called into a chippy for a couple of chip butties. Mrs Dugout asked if she could have some batter on hers and the woman looked confused
"what did you say luv?"
"Can I have some Batter on one of the butties, please?"
"Batter?"
"Yes, batter"
"but its already on both your buns"...

:laugh:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Cant beat a scrap butty with loads of tomato sauce :grin:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:43 pm

I was "battered" on Saturday!!!! Recovered by teatime on Sunday!! Bad as a dog!!1

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:21 pm

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

They call scraps 'batter' in Sunderland, and as Mrs Dugout is originally from there, she used to call it 'batter'
anyway we were in Hitchin, Hertfordshire visiting her relations where we called into a chippy for a couple of chip butties. Mrs Dugout asked if she could have some batter on hers and the woman looked confused
"what did you say luv?"
"Can I have some Batter on one of the butties, please?"
"Batter?"
"Yes, batter"
"but its already on both your buns"...

:laugh:

Yes, down there, it's known as 'better'. :grin:

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:20 pm

I love batter! :laugh:

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:48 pm

fanny batter

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:36 pm

ADG wrote:

You may find this hard to believe but I hate fish and chips. I said hate.

Aye, but on top of seventeen kebabs, they will make you feel a bit bilious, Fatty.... confised

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:39 pm

Why should we find anything we hear about ADG 'difficult to believe'?

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:41 pm

Well....there was that time he ate his own spleen......... confised

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:47 pm

Apparently, in Chinese medicine, spleen deficiency causes gas, bloating and indigestion.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:28 pm

Wor rass is incredibly windy, but obviously puts it down to me. Birds do that. You're probably the same yourself. She can ground an airliner at 30,000 feet just with the air turbulence and yet it's always my fault.

Dutch oven?? They never, ever met the Chinese 'inverted wok.' :roll:

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