Apparently not. I described this as a wig once and had the comment cut for fear of libel action. That was before he went inside again thus losing any reputation I might have damaged. The safe cracking, money laundering, echo-chamber building crook is now pretty much fair game to call what you like. That time he was on Look North and it flapped up and down seemed to suggest a comb-over with added use of kirby grips to anchor it in strong winds.

I reckon a piss-poor comb-over too.

Good to know the swindling gunt is now fair game again

ps - I've dropped you a line on your shed query too.

I can't see the problem with big fat bald heads meself like. Not that I look like that, I mean I'm dead handsome and stuff so that nobody would notice me bald napper anyway