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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: King Cod's
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:54 pm 
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After all that advertising malarky that the geezer had on here the other week I took Mrs R there for her lunch on Saturday. Or at least I tried to, but the bloody place was closed! :evil:

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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: King Cod's
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the plaice was closed? Arf!arf!

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you've cod to be joking? etc etc

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: King Cod's
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the plaice was closed? Arf!arf!


I nearly typed an "i" in there to see if anybody noticed but thought it might be a bit deep for some of the empty vessels we have onboard. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: King Cod's
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Mr Ripper wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
the plaice was closed? Arf!arf!


I nearly typed an "i" in there to see if anybody noticed but thought it might be a bit deep for some of the empty vessels we have onboard. :laugh:


I guess you're saying you thought about trying another angle.

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derwent
 Post subject: Re: King Cod's
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:07 pm 
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Are you going to drop them a line????

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: King Cod's
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I can sea where this thread is going but I'm net going to take the bait.

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Snowy
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Sole ike you. :roll:

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Spender
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Patty was advertising like a man posessed? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead
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Warwick Hunt
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If he was closed how does he expect to fillet with customers?
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Mr Ripper
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Warwick Hunt wrote:
If he was closed how does he expect to fillet with customers?


Fat chance of me knowing, if he was online maybe he could chip in with a few answers?

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: King Cod's
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:02 pm 
Maybe he's staying quiet, wants a bit of peas.... confised
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For goodness hake he's probably soled out.
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Mr Ripper
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For goodness hake he's probably soled out.


Don't think so, the lease has been for sail but the price is so high that nobody has come forward to fritter their money on it.

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alleztfc
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Personally, to cut a John Dory short, I can hake it or leave it. bbolt

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Gibsons Beard
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It would appear a lot of us have a bone to pick with them

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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Re: King Cod's
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:49 pm 
I'm sick of every thread on here just turning into a shit pun fest, honestly it's as if people are doing it just for the hake of it.
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: King Cod's
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I'm sick of every thread on here just turning into a shit pun fest, honestly it's as if people are doing it just for the hake of it.


Well if you don't like it then just leave it well a loin, you don't have to open the thread if you don't want to read the tail.

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PJ_Poolie wrote:
I'm sick of every thread on here just turning into a shit pun fest, honestly it's as if people are doing it just for the hake of it.


Correct
THIS A FOOTBALL MESSAGE BOARD rage

So can we keep it footy related?

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I sea bass is still playing

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derwent
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This thread could go off the scale

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katcha
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i went - didnt really like it - well i liked it but if didnt offer value for money and they were a bit shy on the chips

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Oh for Cods sake, I've never heard such pollocks, all you do is whale about fish puns, this is a message board and we have to fillet somehow.
Stop being so shellfish and get whiting more puns.

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A bit off topic but do any musicians on here use a digital tuna? Mine freezes on sea flat.
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alleztfc
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Think I need a sit down.
All of these puns are giving me a bad haddock. bbolt

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Bill Mitchell
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You're complaining a lot or is it a half-lot?
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mouldy old dough
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He will have been on the Net.

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derwent
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This thread leaves a vinegary taste.

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