OUCH....Frankie Boyle!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:35 am

Watching Frankie Boyle 'Live'....

"They found that wee lassie Shannon Matthews....just goes to show what I always say....

The ugly ones always turn up alive"!!!! :shock:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:38 am

"They found that Children's TV presenter Mark Speight....apparently his suicide note was amazing....he done it all in Seashells and Glitter"!!!! :laugh:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:41 am

Frankie Boyle is as funny as fook.

I know a sort of friend of a friend who worked on 'Mock The Week' and some of the stuff he comes out with that is completely unbroadcastable :uhoh:

In the round were they have a topic title it was once "Things you wouldn't hear at a dinner party"

Boyle; "Shouldn't we go and check if Madeline is alright" confised

and this was only a few months after it happened....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:42 am

:uhoh:

Got this DVD off me mate and he said to me....

"There's nothing he will NOT take the piss out of"!!!! :evil:

And he's right!!!! clappp

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:46 am

"Viagra is over rated isn't it....it takes half an hour to have any effect....I often find in that time the Woman has managed to wriggle free"!!!! :laugh:

Sorry....but everything he is coming out with I get a picture in my head of....

Mr.Ripper!!!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:52 am

"Apparently they're going to bring in Super Asbos. But Asbos already sound too cool. Teenagers see them as a badge of honour. They should call them Gaybos or Bender Badges"!!!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:02 am

"Peadophiles....What is it about beards and glasses that children find so sexy"????? :uhoh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:04 am

I read a woman's valentines magazine the other day and saw an article entitled 'How to know what's going through the man in your lifes mind as hes choosing your present.'

It was a surprisingly long article, which at no point featured the words, "This'll do! A giant Toblerone, she'll love that!"

:laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:06 am

And this is why Mr.Ripper comes to mind....

"I think that, amongst all the complaining, what we forget is that ten years ago political correctness itself was known as 'Spastic Gay Talk'"!!!! :laugh:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:07 am

Is it Boyle or Doyle?

Anyway, he sounds like a comedy genius. Jokes about missing/kidnapped childrent are perfect for comedic lampoon purposes. He is very professional and original ... a good role model who deserves be around for a long time to come

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:11 am

MutleyRules wrote:

"I think that, amongst all the complaining, what we forget is that ten years ago political correctness itself was known as 'Spastic Gay Talk'"!!!! :laugh:

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Oh, me sides. :roll:

You're way off the mark on Frank "Unfunny" Boyle, as he's known in showbiz circles.

Mr M. You're a great poster, very professional and original. You have the potential to be a good role model and you deserve be around for a long time to come.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:22 am

MMmmmm....is this the Poster who got irate at any dig at the Hartlepool Male but now that he doesn't work for them anymore takes the piss constantly out of it....very original....and also finds posting stuff on here every single day about sex etc highly amusing!!!! :roll:

But a 'Proper' comedian goes a bit too far....and he's the 'Devil's Spawn'....sorry....but I can't even think of a word to describe you, you dodgy kunt....but thanks for the input!!!! :roll:

BTW....Can you post something about Nuns please!!!! yawn2

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:27 am

MutleyRules wrote:

MMmmmm....is this the Poster who got irate at any dig at the Hartlepool Male but now that he doesn't work for them anymore takes the piss constantly out of it....very original....and also finds posting stuff on here every single day about sex etc highly amusing!!!! :roll:

But a 'Proper' comedian goes a bit too far....and he's the 'Devil's Spawn'....sorry....but I can't even think of a word to describe you, you dodgy kunt....but thanks for the input!!!! :roll:

BTW....Can you post something about Nuns please!!!! yawn2

Aye, that'll be me. :uhoh:

I dispute the sex stuff (as I'm not the only one, and have toned it down a lot, recently), and certainly never called him the "Devil's Spawn".

Anyway, sorry to have upset you, Mr M.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:28 am

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

You're way off the mark on Frank "Unfunny" Boyle, as he's known in showbiz circles.

You'd know like wouldn't you....working for the paper you constanly slag off now you don't get a wage off them!!!! :roll:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:31 am

Sorry, man, but to make jokes about missing girls is way off the mark. That, to me, is dodgy.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:35 am

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Sorry, man, but to make jokes about missing girls is way off the mark. That, to me, is dodgy.

This coming from a 'bloke' who thrives on posting....basically 'Perverted Filth'....on a Message Board!!!! :roll:

I bet you've never told a 'Dodgy' joke or sent one by text!!!! :roll:

[feckingsigh]!!!!

Frodraff · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:49 am

No ones interested in personal vendettas

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:56 am

"The reason I have sex with animals, especially kittens, is that I actually want to cuddle them after I have had sex with them"!!!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:57 am

Frodraff wrote:

No ones interested in personal vendettas

He could have always started it by PM then couldn't he?!?! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:39 am

I'm now watching a Video about Old Men that 'perve' over wrinkly stockings and push Baths on Boageys down hills....I hope that is acceptable!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:53 am

PS....here's one for you Mr.Atweasle et al....

"The Catholic Church have got a great thing at the minute....they don't want 'Sex Education' in Schools because it's like giving the kids Pornography....as opposed to the Tradional Catholic method of Educating them of....actually Fecking them"!!!! :laugh:

OUCH....Frankie Boyle!!!!

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