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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Roofer required
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:11 am 
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Does anybody know a good roofer who might do a small cash job for me?

PS. In Hartlepool before anybody asks about locations or gives smartarse answers. :wink:

PPS. They'd obviously need to have their own ladders cos I don't have any long enough and if I need to buy some I'll do the job myself.

PPPS. Ta.

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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Roofer required
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:37 pm 
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you should put body parts in the garden, not in the roof void mate

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Roofer required
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:52 pm 
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So you don't reckon the false roof is a good idea then? confised

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poolie bri
 Post subject: Re: Roofer required
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:59 pm 
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Mr Ripper wrote:
Does anybody know a good roofer who might do a small cash job for me?

PS. In Hartlepool before anybody asks about locations or gives smartarse answers. :wink:

PPS. They'd obviously need to have their own ladders cos I don't have any long enough and if I need to buy some I'll do the job myself.

PPPS. Ta.

theres a couple of roofers in my club ripper im sure they,d do it cash in hand :wink:
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Frodraff
 Post subject: Re: Roofer required
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:16 pm 
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poolie bri wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Does anybody know a good roofer who might do a small cash job for me?

PS. In Hartlepool before anybody asks about locations or gives smartarse answers. :wink:

PPS. They'd obviously need to have their own ladders cos I don't have any long enough and if I need to buy some I'll do the job myself.

PPPS. Ta.

theres a couple of roofers in my club ripper im sure they,d do it cash in hand :wink:


Great. Good job there's no tax inspectors that support HUFC and read The Bunker then.

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Roofer required
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:35 pm 
I'm sure there must be. They'll be sifting through the files as we speak, trying to turn up the details of one, M Ripper of Teesside County. :shock:
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poolie bri
 Post subject: Re: Roofer required
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grabec wrote:
I'm sure there must be. They'll be sifting through the files as we speak, trying to turn up the details of one, M Ripper of Teesside County. :shock:

clappp clappp
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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Roofer required
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:43 pm 
I too know a roofer, Saltburn based mind.....
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Hawklord
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I thought Mr Ripper was a tax inspector :shock:
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Roofer required
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:40 pm 
Hawklord wrote:
I thought Mr Ripper was a tax inspector :shock:


No, he's a mass murderer and a mackem. Mind, in them circumstances, you can forgive him for the mass murders, like.... :roll: :roll:

Canny generous with the whisky like... :grin: :grin:
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Roofer required
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:09 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
Does anybody know a good roofer who might do a small cash job for me?

PS. In Hartlepool before anybody asks about locations or gives smartarse answers. :wink:

PPS. They'd obviously need to have their own ladders cos I don't have any long enough and if I need to buy some I'll do the job myself.

PPPS. Ta.


Did you get sorted for a Roofer???? sctatchinghead

Our kid's a Roofer and I'm sure he'll help you out!!!! :wink:


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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Roofer required
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:10 pm 
Bugger....that was supposed to be a PM!!!! banghead banghead

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Roofer required
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:16 pm 
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Bugger....that was supposed to be a PM!!!! banghead banghead

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PM sent Mr M! :laugh:

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