no bragging rights in a pm

Why didn't you send this as a PM?

bragging rights ????? am i meant to be bragging about going to leeds or going to the pictures????

hardly boasting territory. although in your cases going to leeds with a female is probably something you dream about.

i didnt send it as a pm as there are other bunkerites who may have been to the cockpit and had comments on it as a venue.

there may also have been bunkerites who have taken their kids to see the film i mentioned or intend to.

as is the way these days, whenever you make a post, the greatest minds of their generation cut you down with their incomparable wit and biting sarcasm.

oh if only i was as funny and as handsome as these fellas, what a life i would lead.

bragging rights ????? am i meant to be bragging about going to leeds or going to the pictures????

hardly boasting territory. although in your cases going to leeds with a female is probably something you dream about.

i didnt send it as a pm as there are other bunkerites who may have been to the cockpit and had comments on it as a venue.

there may also have been bunkerites who have taken their kids to see the film i mentioned or intend to.

as is the way these days, whenever you make a post, the greatest minds of their generation cut you down with their incomparable wit and biting sarcasm.

oh if only i was as funny and as handsome as these fellas, what a life i would lead.

oh if only i was as funny and as handsome as these fellas, what a life i would lead.

bragging rights ????? am i meant to be bragging about going to leeds or going to the pictures????

hardly boasting territory. although in your cases going to leeds with a female is probably something you dream about.
think my wife of 27 years might object.(sorry am i allowed to mention i have maintained a happy marriage for so long as it might offend those who have not managed to )

i didnt send it as a pm as there are other bunkerites who may have been to the cockpit and had comments on it as a venue.

there may also have been bunkerites who have taken their kids to see the film i mentioned or intend to.

as is the way these days, whenever you make a post, the greatest minds of their generation cut you down with their incomparable wit and biting sarcasm.

oh if only i was as funny and as handsome as these fellas, what a life i would lead.

sorry will have to keep you up to date with my various trips away from hartlepool.i will start when i return from amir khan's world title fight in december in the 2 days i have before flying away to the canaries for 10 nights returning for our home game on 19th dec.
oh how i wish i had the life of a single call centre worker it must be terrible having to cope with all these exotic trips to leeds

pure comedy gold mr bus. in fact i would go so far as to say your humour is comparable to your looks.

your talents are wasted as a bus driver. have you ever considered a television career as a chat show host ?

yes, as previously stated the pair of you are much too clever for me.

its one of the vagaries of life that you will come up against people who are brighter and better looking than you. i just have to accept it and move on.

does the fact i'm sleeping with 3 different women at the moment, all of them attractive, intelligent and in good jobs make me single ? i guess it does. had never looked at it that way.
been there done that grew up got married had a family who lived in a settled household until they chose to leave home oh poor me i have been doing the wrong thing i should be a 40 odd single bike riding stud who sometimes has to miss pools home games because he cant afford it

thanks for that chaps. enlightenment can be a good thing.

does the fact i'm sleeping with 3 different women at the moment, all of them attractive, intelligent and in good jobs

oh poor me i have been doing the wrong thing i should be a 40 odd single bike riding stud who sometimes has to miss pools home games because he cant afford it

Bang out of order that like; far too personal.

I find that rather difficult to believe. HTH.

a staff nurse based in the chelsea and westminster, a secondary school teacher from york, and an arts administrator from edinburgh.

not that i give a flying fook whether you believe it or not, given your only experience of women seems to be based around you fiddling with yourself while looking at porn on the net.

i'm not a stud. far from it. but i dont struggle on that front, and never have.

i have a season ticket again this season, so unlikely to miss a pools home game. in fact ive been to every home game in every competition in 9 of the last 10 seasons.

im not going this weekend as i will be in edinburgh, and i said i wouldnt go to brighton again after freezing my nuts off last year there. i will be going to huddersfield, carlisle and charlton so maybe see you there.

it is true, i do ride a bike, but im not 40 clem. i prefer the train for longer journeys. quite impressed with the grand central service fwiw.

i'm not a stud. far from it. but i dont struggle on that front, and never have.

a staff nurse based in the chelsea and westminster, a secondary school teacher from york, and an arts administrator from edinburgh.

Class thread by the way, you need to start posting more Chip

oy tw@t it is not only chippolata posting you know

okay, even though your looks and the fact you are retarded will always prevent you attracting women, let me offer you some good advice.

in the films you watch, when the fella is saying stuff like " suck on this bitch " he is acting. the woman is also acting. in real life, which isnt actually at all like the porn you watch, classy women do not like being referred to as bitch. or any of the other terms you use when referring to them.

they also wont start undressing if you go round to fix a television set or look at the plumbing.

sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings. i feel like i did when i had to break the news to our jasmin that santa doesnt exist.

the nurse i met when i was a dj in a popular club in londons west end. kept in touch as you do. one of these bizzare women who has just got better looking the older she has got. she is in her mid 30's but still looks great. technically she is in a long term relationship with someone else. i try not to think about that.

the teacher i met on the net. york is near enough to nip down on the train , far enough away for her not to be griefing me. technically she is getting divorced.

the arts lassie from edinburgh, i met when i took the kids up there in august to see the damien hirst exhibition. she was pottering about in the gift shop and i asked her if they had a david shrigley book. she was very helpful and said they could order it, i said i was only up there for the day. she said that was a shame. i gave her my phone number and said text me if you ever get it in stock. i think she was pretty impressed i hit on her while i was with the bairn and despite her being well out of my league. have no idea what she sees in me, but i dont really care to be honest, its not like im going to marry her is it ?

does the fact i'm sleeping with 3 different women at the moment,

i find charm works best. failing that , conversation.

Excellent post, i feel like i've learnt a lesson in love from chip reading this.

it's like reading about a future version of myself

a staff nurse based in the chelsea and westminster, a secondary school teacher from york, and an arts administrator from edinburgh.

now to any other nosey bugger who wants to butt in. welcome to the board

The irony! Your first post in this thread was to support someone who wanted to know why this wasn't a PM. If you didn't want others to comment on your insult, perhaps you should have limited your contributions to PMs?

Last time I looked this was a public forum, one where the moderators make clear that there are limits to 'free speech', personal insults being one of those. I think that particular insult crossed a line, other's disagree. This being a public forum, and the bunker has always 'self-policed', I don't think I'm out of order for expressing my opinion. You may not have thought this too personal, but that's how it looked to me.