we have done the best song threads to death so now its the turn of your worst song.

Mine is fairground by simply red.

I cant stand that song, that smug, ugly, ginger twat really gets on my tits too.

who ripper ?

Can't possibly decide which of Cliff Richard's songs is the worst, so what about 'Octopus's Garden' by Ringo?

Oh no no no no no.

I think that you'll find that Mr Elvis is the smug one on here.

I'm merely a skinny silly boy.

My Mam would knack you for saying that she loves our Cliff.

Oh well, it's definitely Ringo, then.

Theres fookin LOADS of em! That 'Walking On Broken Glass' by that awful Annie Lennox woman has to get a mention......in fact im getting angry even typing this, cos its in my head now see? AND I CANT GET IT OUT!!

Anything by Enya

There all the bloody same anyway

What about that Hamster song that came out about 9 years ago that was poor. Not sure if some of you oldies will know it but someone must.

Owt by Boyzone.

One down, four to go.

screaming wimmin songs - the sort of stuff done by Whitney Houston or Celine Dion or Barbra Streisand and such

I didnt know that but to be fair it was a terrible song.

Are you like the Guru of knowledge on here as every question I see on here you have the answer or do you do a lot of google searches?

mr john is the alpha male around here. We all bow down to his extremely superior knowledge......its bloody annoying really, you can never win an argument against him!

Shout...Lulu.

Surely that was quite a good song?

Saturday Night - Whigfield

Stupid song, stupid name.

500 miles by them jock twins

currently I despise N'Dubz and chipmunk - I hate the way he says 'ch-yeah' for yeah - and I hate tynchy strider and TieO cruise and that god awful version all them dicks have done of that killers song

but mostly I hate n dubz and that dappy clown, I could cheerfully batter that bastard

...any of today's chart shite.

The day it all turned into dance/trance remix and dub, real music curled up its toes and died.

Why can't anyone play a guitar anymore?

" Oh Lori " by the Alessi brothers comes a close sickly second..

it has to be Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.
either that or anything by The Kooks

Not a bad point of view ten years ago but not very current.

The last ten years appear to have been about guitar band. The mainstream chart success that bands like The Libertines, The Enemy etc have had was unparalleled in the 80s and 90s.

The 80s were so devoid of mainstream decent guitar bands that I thought for all the rest of my life I would embrace any guitar based band that had success and just thank the lord that they weren't SAW shite. Then Razorlight changed my mind.

Too many bad songs to choose just one from. The biggest disappointment I can ever remember feeling in music was when The Stone Roses had the world in their hands - took months off- then released 'One Love'. Garbage.

Anything by Robbie fookin' Williams. Slap on the album, pass me a shovel and put me in a room with the grinning idiotic fuckwit.

How about Eric Clapton's cynical commercial excercise 'Tears in Heaven'........how he could do that in the circumstances beggars belief.

I think I've claimed the moral high ground with that one.

Anything by the vastly overrated Beatles.

Anything by the vastly overrated Queen.

one word eurovision

oh I dunno - some of those 70's ones were so bad and twee, they were actually brilliant!!! I defy any good or normal songwriter to have concocted any of those!!!

Good call on Queen

'It's a kind of Magic' is comparable to sucking limes!

Live they were also fooking cringeworthy.

Fair call on the Libertines, Padraig.

However, Busted and McFly also played guitar pop.

Didn't stop them being shite though