For Redcar races today I have 2 but cant go now if you know me just ring me if not first on here to say they want them can have them.

Romantic day out with Miss Tigga was it but she's had a better offer?

Miss Tigga's in China good bud, No I have a interview for a part time job, so just cant get through

Praise the lord.

What as? The town crier?

I cycled through Redcar on Weds night and ended up at South Gare!! There was a fisherman having a heart attack and the ambulance came and sorted him out. I think I almost had one by the time I got back home

Eh?

he said Redcar so I made a tenuous comment

China?







She's cable tied in the boot of my car.

No. A reporter for the mail, I understand you dont need to have any of the following

1. Any qualifications.
2. You dont need to get any facts correct, you can make it up as you go along.
3. You dont need a good understanding of the english word.
4. You dont need to be able to use correct grammar.

I'm over qualified for the actual job in that, I do have qualifications, I do understand the english word, my grammar although not perfect is in fact better than any reporter currently employed by the Mail, and I can write a better story.

So in a nutshell I'm over qualified , so probably wont get it.

So you're the fashion correspondent....

Has Spender had her then locked her away

Only if he wants his testicles removed by a wife who's very handy with a cleaver and he's got to sleep sometime.

I'm doing it by proxy.....