Bairns do the funniest things

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:05 pm

Over the last few weeks, when we bath the bairn, he has taken to standing up and having a slash, which makes him quite pleased with himself.

Anyway, last night he discovered that if he grabs his tadger and points it, he can direct where it goes.

So where does he choose to point? He's got a Thomas the Tank Engine 'garage' with three engines in which is suckered to the side of the bath. Naturally, as soon as he sees them he points the flow straight for the engines' faces with a grin as wide as the Bristol Channel.

I really thought that I would lose control of MY bladder when he was doing it. Our lass thought I was having a fit or something, she just couldn't understand why it was so funny.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:26 pm

I think your bairn is taking the piss

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:14 pm

Tell her it's a man thing.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:14 am

If he'd learned to talk before he learned to slash, he'd have probably said 'I hate them Thomas The Tank Engine gadgies..........' :grin:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:37 pm

Spender wrote:

If he'd learned to talk before he learned to slash, he'd have probably said 'I hate them Thomas The Tank Engine gadgies..........' :grin:

There was a time when I could have answered questions on Mastermind on Thomas the Tank Engine and friends. I've managed to wipe most of it from my memory now though.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:53 pm

I had to do a bit of wiping as well.

Bairns do the funniest things

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