Groovys chat up line...

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I was walking home from work today, up york road and i thought you know what, i'm gunna try groovys chat up line out.

So i seen some bird, looked about 21, pretty tidy, skirt on, business dress, very fetching...

I said "Ere what you listening too i love that song" Bit of a lie i couldnt hear it.

The 'lady' turned to me and said fuck off you creep.

I was not expecting that, so i moved on too the next step...

"I'm going to follow you home so we can get high and then have sex, that cool?"

Needless to say my eye is a bit sore now.

Maybe it was a simplier time back then groovy.

Emperor Ming · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:37 pm

I guess Lawrence is a bit more particular these days.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:45 pm

Emperor Ming wrote:

I guess Lawrence is a bit more particular these days.

A bit of wee came out... bbolt

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

He nearly got ran over outside millhouse on saturday, tooo busy shouting and stuff and wasnt watching the road

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:51 pm

Yubep wrote:

I was walking home from work today, up york road and i thought you know what, i'm gunna try groovys chat up line out.

So i seen some bird, looked about 21, pretty tidy, skirt on, business dress, very fetching...

I said "Ere what you listening too i love that song" Bit of a lie i couldnt hear it.

The 'lady' turned to me and said f*** off you creep.

I was not expecting that, so i moved on too the next step...

"I'm going to follow you home so we can get high and then have sex, that cool?"

Needless to say my eye is a bit sore now.

Maybe it was a simplier time back then groovy.

Those sound more OO's old 1.30am desperation lines at Chicago Rock on a Friday night. rolfl

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:53 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Yubep wrote:

I was walking home from work today, up york road and i thought you know what, i'm gunna try groovys chat up line out.

So i seen some bird, looked about 21, pretty tidy, skirt on, business dress, very fetching...

I said "Ere what you listening too i love that song" Bit of a lie i couldnt hear it.

The 'lady' turned to me and said f*** off you creep.

I was not expecting that, so i moved on too the next step...

"I'm going to follow you home so we can get high and then have sex, that cool?"

Needless to say my eye is a bit sore now.

Maybe it was a simplier time back then groovy.

Those sound more OO's old 1.30am desperation lines at Chicago Rock on a Friday night. rolfl

Bastid (cADG) :evil:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:56 pm

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Bastid (cADG) :evil:

It worked once though, didn't it? :wink:

But she puked when you tried to snog her. :laugh:

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