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 Post subject: Crap Christmas Presents You Got!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:23 pm 
What was the crappest present you got this year???? confised

Mine was off our lasses sister....'Alan Hansen's Premiership DVD Quiz'!!!! :shock: :evil:

I know more about a Spider Crabs mating habits than I do about the premiershit!!!! :evil:

It got took back to the shop yesterday without her knowing!!!! :sweet:

Our lass swapped it for a Smash Hits DVD Quiz and Highschool Musical DVD for the bairn!!!! :grin:

BTW....All the DVD games are now half price!!!! :evil:
We must have spent at least £90/£100 on DVD Games this year!!!! :evil:
I said to our lass....we are having Xmas a week later next year!!!! :sweet:


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:38 pm 
Howay....It can't be just me that got a shite Xmas present!!!! :evil:

Or are you lot the ones that come out with....'It's the thought that counts'!!!! :roll:

What a load of Bollox!!!! :evil:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:40 pm 
I didn't get shite prezzies, just a shite Christmas


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I think that my mam raided the Pools shop this year. I got socks, slippers, a dressing gown, calender and official Pools confectionary, basically it was a bag of chocolate limes with a Pools sticker on the front :grin: .

Crapest present was the usual Lynx toileteries from my auntie


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No shite presents for me this year.
No presents in fact.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:56 pm 
richard head wrote:
No shite presents for me this year.
No presents in fact.


1,2,3....Aaaawww!!!! :razz: :laugh: :grin:


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:58 pm 
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The worst present i got was at about half 5 on xmas morning when i put my slippers on and discovered the dog had, had a shoite in them :evil:


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:06 pm 
3Quid wrote:
The worst present i got was at about half 5 on xmas morning when i put my slippers on and discovered the dog had, had a shoite in them :evil:


At least one of the bairns never got hold of it....

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:58 am 
travel dominoes? what all that about, a pools jumper 2 sizes too small i aint been a medium since i was at school rage


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One of those things that has a head drawn on it but instead of an outline of the face there is a sort of link chain that you shake and see how it moves, thus constructing your own face. Total pointless bollocks. You either end up with a nose like pinochio or a face that looks like its been chasing parked cars. And neither are amusing.
Plus a CDx3 entitled Legends of Decades, 60s 70s and 80s.
Included The Drifters, Glen Campbell, The Three Degrees, Tpau (ooh good), Howard Jones, Sister Sledge and Odyssey.
And what did I say to the Mother in Law (who bought both presents?)
"I'm sorry but this CD is actually a load of shite, real shite..the shitest form of shite"
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"Ah thanks. There's quite a lot of songs on there I havent got already actually"

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I made tha mistake of saying I like Rumpole ...I got SIX Rumpole D.V.D's and to add insult to injury, out of 36 episodes I'd seen 34... :roll:


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