John Orly's replacement.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:15 am

ADG wrote:

Can I be the first to a throw a name into the hat?

Good. Thanks.

I want to recommend Mr EAD.

Now I know that that will upset a few on the message boards, but I cant think of anyone better. On saying that, those few, get upset over almost everything anyway.

Can I have a seconder?

Can you and Chairman Mao do it?

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:18 am

Would Mr EAD want to do it?

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:21 am

You have your seconder Mr Gloves..... :grin:

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12368

I'll second your nomination, Mr ADG.......with pleasure.

Go for it, Elvis. clappp

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

This sea of negativity? Where the hell is this?

I can only see a wave of realism really.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12368

It's only Mr ADG hijacking his own thread !!!!!!! :laugh:

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

TalbotAvenger wrote:

ADG wrote:

Can I be the first to a throw a name into the hat?

Good. Thanks.

I want to recommend Mr EAD.

Now I know that that will upset a few on the message boards, but I cant think of anyone better. On saying that, those few, get upset over almost everything anyway.

Can I have a seconder?

Can you and Chairman Mao do it?

That's right Mr Pot. :roll:

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:47 am

What a great appointment EAD would be, not only his massive knowledge on music that will be handy but also the vast array of ex and present players he has researched for his programme notes. clappp

Go for it EAD chuck your hat in the ring,I am sure you will get your tongue round all those fodgy names. :wink:

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:48 am

just think of all the free publicity you could give the passion killers phil, whack the cd on before the match, go for it!

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12368

ADG wrote:

Realism?

You lot wouldnt know realism if it walked up to you, slapped you across the face with a wet kipper, and said, Hi, my names realism.

Here's a bit of realism for you. If we lose on Friday, we are not automatically relegated. If we win on friday, we arent going to be automatically promoted either.

Only at Pools do people get critisised for being positive.

Has anybody ever been slapped across the face with a wet kipper.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:54 am

The Fat Man wrote:

TalbotAvenger wrote:

ADG wrote:

Can I be the first to a throw a name into the hat?

Good. Thanks.

I want to recommend Mr EAD.

Now I know that that will upset a few on the message boards, but I cant think of anyone better. On saying that, those few, get upset over almost everything anyway.

Can I have a seconder?

Can you and Chairman Mao do it?

That's right Mr Pot. :roll:

What is right?

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:57 am

I nominate Lawrence. Otherwise EAD would be good.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

I'd be suprised is Phil has the time to be honest. I don't for a second think that its just a case of turning up at 2.55 and saying a few words, there's a lot of preparation goes into being an announcer. If he can manage it then yes of course I would support it but I know he's got other time consuming responsibilities such as Alice.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:03 am

I've got it. How about we ask Jeff Winter? bbolt

pooliestreetband · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:48 am

what about bert of century radio fame

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:50 am

I thought of Mr.Elvis straight away me like!!!! :coool:

Throw your hat in the ring Phil....as long as you to take dedications!!!! :grin:

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3116

Got to be EAD - install one of your juke boxes - none of this new fangled digital nonesense and if you take requests can I have "There are eight million cossock melodies - this is one of them" by Group X. Thanks in advance.

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Why don't we get Chris Turner to do it and EAD can pick the team?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

ADG wrote:

Only at Pools do people get critisised for being positive.

How do you know?

I heard there well critical at barnet.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:59 am

Hawklord wrote:

Got to be EAD - install one of your juke boxes - none of this new fangled digital nonesense and if you take requests can I have "There are eight million cocksuck melodies - this is one of them" by Group X. Thanks in advance.

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:21 pm

it'd be class that like!!!
hope it works out and we get Phil as announcer!

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:31 pm

well the bunker has had a hand in several things in the past (manager talk ins, pre match music changes, singing section) so if phil is up for it then im sure we can persuade the club in a way only the bunker could!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:35 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

well the bunker has had a hand in several things in the past (manager talk ins, pre match music changes, singing section) so if phil is up for it then im sure we can persuade the club in a way only the bunker could!

Aye.

If somebody vetoes it then we'll burn their house down.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:24 pm

can you burn the wife's house down? I reckon she vetoed it bbolt

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:31 pm

would she have to be in it?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:39 pm

I think we know the answer to that one :shock:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:45 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Of course I'd be honoured to follow in J.O's footsteps, he's a hard act to follow though.

Mr I has hit a very important point though, the level of commitment wouldn't just be 2 hrs on a Saturday. As most of you know, I have a teenage Daughter who is Disabled and just the ODD time over the past few years she has been taken into hospital at short notice (mainly down to her Epilepsy, which is now pretty much controlled). I'm also singer in a hard-working and busy band, but to be honest that wouldn't cause a problem as its unlikely we would get gigs more than an hour away, plus if your car is safely parked in the Official Car Park then I could be "Ready-To-Go" anyway...

The actual job itself wouldn't phase me as I'm familiar with all of the elements involved..Pools, Music, PA Systems, Public Performance etc. I was pleased to read that John Orley kicks every ball during the game, because that's what I would be like too. An element of "Calming Down" would have to come into it as far as I am concerned as I do tend to get "Emotionally Involved" during games. I'm sure that would come easily.

As Mutley says, I'd do it slightly differently to J.O. and develop the "Music" side of it a bit more possibly with something like a "Ten Years Ago", "20 Years Ago" sort of feature based around Pools etc...

However, this may all be cobblers as The Club may already have somebody lined up and I may well be overblowing what people at The Club actually think of me as a person. I Know I'm OK with Russ, Mark and Chris Turner but I'm not sure of my standing with KH etc...and I would guess it would be their decision....

Anyway, it's a long way off yet!

PD

Go for it!

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:48 pm

I think you should do it Tree.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:30 pm

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

I think you should do it Tree.

Hilarious

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37682

Phil got the call to got to Pools,
He had to see the chairman,
We've got a job for you yong man
the pre match music sermon.

I'm up for that, I'll have a go,
and sorted out his singles
Up till midnight every night
fiddling with his jingles

The big day dawned and Phil turned up,
as dawn broke bright and breezy,
he got prepared and sat quite still
his tummy turned quite queasy

But as the moment finally came.
evrything went well,
the crowd played game he hit the notes
his confidence did swell

Throughout the match the crowd all screamd.
they laughed and shouted loud,
The team were so encouraged
they won and did us proud

The final whistle came
and the crowd turned round to Phil
thumbs up and lots of clapping
and his eyes began to fill

The chairman wants to see you,
some high viz steward cried
and he made his way around the ground
now lost and all tongue tied

"Come in Phil" said the chairman.
"take a seat, you should be proud,
you really enetertained us all
you're a hero with the crowd"

"But I'm gonna have to sack you.
their chairmans up and gone
cos you went through the entire match
with the microphone turned on"

Now their chairman isn't very nice
and their manager a fool,
but you constantly relayed the fact
to the whole of Hartlepool. :wink:

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:52 pm

Snowy wrote:

Phil got the call to got to Pools,
He had to see the chairman,
We've got a job for you yong man
the pre match music sermon.

I'm up for that, I'll have a go,
and sorted out his singles
Up till midnight every night
fiddling with his jingles

The big day dawned and Phil turned up,
as dawn broke bright and breezy,
he got prepared and sat quite still
his tummy turned quite queasy

But as the moment finally came.
evrything went well,
the crowd played game he hit the notes
his confidence did swell

Throughout the match the crowd all screamd.
they laughed and shouted loud,
The team were so encouraged
they won and did us proud

The final whistle came
and the crowd turned round to Phil
thumbs up and lots of clapping
and his eyes began to fill

The chairman wants to see you,
some high viz steward cried
and he made his way around the ground
now lost and all tongue tied

"Come in Phil" said the chairman.
"take a seat, you should be proud,
you really enetertained us all
you're a hero with the crowd"

"But I'm gonna have to sack you.
their chairmans up and gone
cos you went through the entire match
with the microphone turned on"

Now their chairman isn't very nice
and their manager a fool,
but you constantly relayed the fact
to the whole of Hartlepool. :wink:

class!!
but you rhymed Phil with fill so, 9.5/10

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:52 pm

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:55 pm

He's a Poet....and he didn't even know it!!!! confised

Coat....

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:33 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

He's a Poet....and he didn't even know it!!!! confised

Coat....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37682

Only you could

Salty wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Phil got the call to got to Pools,
He had to see the chairman,
We've got a job for you yong man
the pre match music sermon.

I'm up for that, I'll have a go,
and sorted out his singles
Up till midnight every night
fiddling with his jingles

The big day dawned and Phil turned up,
as dawn broke bright and breezy,
he got prepared and sat quite still
his tummy turned quite queasy

But as the moment finally came.
evrything went well,
the crowd played game he hit the notes
his confidence did swell

Throughout the match the crowd all screamd.
they laughed and shouted loud,
The team were so encouraged
they won and did us proud

The final whistle came
and the crowd turned round to Phil
thumbs up and lots of clapping
and his eyes began to fill

The chairman wants to see you,
some high viz steward cried
and he made his way around the ground
now lost and all tongue tied

"Come in Phil" said the chairman.
"take a seat, you should be proud,
you really enetertained us all
you're a hero with the crowd"

"But I'm gonna have to sack you.
their chairmans up and gone
cos you went through the entire match
with the microphone turned on"

Now their chairman isn't very nice
and their manager a fool,
but you constantly relayed the fact
to the whole of Hartlepool. :wink:

class!!
but you rhymed Phil with fill so, 9.5/10

Only you could do that Salty.
9.5..? like FU**
Anyway I just don't care,
I couldn't give a phuck :razz:

..Oops, done it again. sadx

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12368

Excellent Mr Snowy !!!!
clappp

pde147 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:08 pm

Quote:

Up till midnight every night
fiddling with his jingles

Normal behaviour in the Dunn household I'd have said :wink:

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:59 pm

The last thing I want to know about is Mr EADs hat & anybodys ring :shock:

As far as being our match day announcer though,I say go for it Phil,you are the right man for the job.
rolf

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:06 pm

Yes, but can Elvis say Bourne Mouth?

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:35 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Of course I'd be honoured to follow in J.O's footsteps, he's a hard act to follow though.

True.

But you always know the man for the job, you could drop the programme contribution and make the time that way. Mad John and Katcha could compensate. :wink:

Go for it marra, I can smell the desire from here. clappp

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

Phil, If you get he job you mustn't forget ot thank Binns Ltd for providing todays records

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:49 pm

And of course point out Ms Tigga's assets... :grin:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:08 pm

My only concern is when i shout up to the little announcers box you missed my birthday T*at he would resign..... rolfl

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