I've just invented a new form of poetry. It's called HaikuPools. All you have to do is describe the essence of a current or past Pools player in only 3 words. You can also try it on other notable football characters. Here are some early examples of the art form:

Andy Monkhouse - Feisty, Lanky, Stubbly
Armann Bjornsson - Big. Very big.

Aaron Lee Barrett - Flaps, drops, vanishes

Cristiano Ronaldo - Slimey, slippery, slappable.

I can see this thread being popular.

HaikuPools-has,no,future.