ok so whats your biggest schoolboy error?

I have made many but the one that always stands out was when i had first started smoking when i was 16, went round a girls house i had just started meeting. Decided it would look cool to light a tab on the gas hob, then proceeded to set my hair alight. Took half my fringe off and burnt my forehead.

Schoolboy error!

Oh dear, thats pretty bad

I once went to Ward jackson park when I was about 8 or 9 and ran to throw some bread in the pond for some ducks and was so busy trying to throw the bread as far as i could that i went too close the edge and fell in. Had to walk all the way home soaked through.

joining the bunker

Numerous schoolboy errors in this tale...

Firstly, my mam put me in cut off jeans at the age of about 6-7, we didnt have much money, it was summer, helped your jeans last longer, it was the 90's, you could get away with that stuff.

So i'm walking along at school in me cut offs, with me older brother, thinking i'm cool, thinking i'm the bizz, the new cool cat in town, when i feel a pump coming, i'll just do this pump i think, no harm done, only a pump, oh no, i only followed through.

Wearing any other item of clothing, trousers, joggy bottoms, normal frigging jeans i would be ok, but as i stated above, i had me cut offs on, i felt summit trickling down me leg...

The rest is history, well i say history, my brother chews me about it daily.

I went out for a 16th birthday party (I was 16 also) with mampi. I got so drunk I cant even remember getting back to his were I was staying. I woke up in the middle of the night for a piss went to the toilet and got back into bed. Woke up in the morning and mampi said oh why are all my clothes wet.

Yes you guess it was so drunk and in a unfamiliar house thought his cupboard was the toilet and pissed over every item he owned.

I always wondered why he smelt of piss

When Throston Estate was first getting built the builders laid the sewage pipes and we decided to crawl from the top of the estate to the bottom through the pipes it took us hours to get to the other manhole cover but our school boy error was we should have checked the manhole cover was off.
Still got the scars on my knees.

I went to work in Eastbourne and the first i booked in a B&B, i had the room right at the top of a old big house in the attic with its own en-suite. The first night i went out and got lashed and during the night i got up bollock naked walked all the way down stairs into the kitchen and through a door which led to the owners living qauters. I opened every door untill i found the bathroom and sat down on the pot and fell asleep only to be woken by a annoyed owner. I got up the next morning non the wiser untill i was having breakfast and the lady of the house told everyone they had a intruder last night and the penny dropped and i cherried up, she thought it was funny

Forgetting my basic logarithm formula log (xy)=log x+log y in maths (second year Tech, maths, third afternoon lesson, Tuesday).

I can remember when this happened!

Damnit i forgot you post on here and went to school with me and my bro.

I guess i can look back now and laugh.

Never made one.

I got blaked a few years ago when I was still living with the ex. Went to bed with a glass of water. Managed to glass myself without actually feeling anything. I must have went for a wishbone in the middle of the night and there was blood all over the banister and carpet. Looked like a scene from Bad Taste.

Not embarrasing, but bloody lucky. I had a small cut underneath my lip. Could have been much worse!