People came from miles around just to see it

Lord Smythe · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:04 pm

This is the story of Reginald Molehusband, married, two children, whose reverse parking was a public danger (brakes and gears crunching). People came from miles just to see it. Bets were laid on his performance. What he managed to miss at the back, he was sure to make up for at the front. Bus drivers and taxis changed their routes to avoid him. Until the day that Reginald Molehusband did it right (sound of reversing). Not too close, far enough forward... come on Reginald... and reverse in slowly... come on.... and watching traffic... (applause from watching crowd) and park perfectly! Well done Reginald Molehusband, the safest parker in town

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4770268.stm

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:27 pm

Aye, whereas if it was Regina Molehusband, it would have been everyone else's fault and she'd have checked for text messages halfway through and called at least three other birds to tell them where she was and what she was doing and ask what was happening on Strictly Come Shopping.......... :roll:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:15 am

Spender wrote:

Aye, whereas if it was Regina Molehusband, it would have been everyone else's fault and she'd have checked for text messages halfway through and called at least three other birds to tell them where she was and what she was doing and ask what was happening on Strictly Come Shopping.......... :roll:

Women......never met a sane one.

People came from miles around just to see it

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