Whilst we are all sat at home in our comfy houses, sipping bear, drinking wine, partying with our supermodel girlfriends...

Jaso has just spent the last 20 minutes waiting at the headland for all of us to turn up and play football.

Who needs enemies when you have mates like kev who dont tell you footballs cancelled.

Did you text Kev and tell him seeing as though he's not been online due to him being on a course in Leeds that he told you about the other day?

I'm my defence, I text Jason and asked him if him and Dave could play, said we where checking numbers at present as England game was on the telly, I didn't even say you lot where definitely playing. He replied saying he was waiting to hear from Dave, said he'd tell me when he knew. I never heard from him again, not even last night when he was waiting outside!

If somebody text me to say it was off, I would have passed on the message, but I wasn't playing so I didn't get a text, fair enough.

Anyway, bugger it, I'm not justifying myself! Why didn't the silly bugger walk in and ask the girl if we had cancelled or not!