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 Post subject: 'Breaking news'
PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:10 pm 
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http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Women39s-lives-are-shortest-in.5623139.jp

The Mail have been a bit slow with this one, I heard about this on the radio over a month ago. An overweight lass I went to school with was interviewed about it.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Breaking news'
PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:04 am 
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its because the majority of women in hartlepool have about 3 kids, they stay at home all day eating lard sandwiches watching Jeremy Kyle on their sofa. And when tea time comes they fancy something exotic and easy so its off to kfc. Mean while throughout the day they are smoking their heads off until 6'0clock comes and then they get on the white lightening.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Breaking news'
PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:17 am 
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It is thought lack of money combined with high levels of smoking and obesity are major factors affecting women's health.
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Talk about a fookin double negative...

Maybe the lack of money is due to wasting the fooker on fags and gregs finest pasties??

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