It wasn't very large
There was just enough room to cram the drums
In the corner over by the Dodge
It was a fifty-four
With a mashed up door
And a cheesy little amp
With a sign on the front said
"Fender Champ"
And a second-hand guitar
It was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar

Frank Zappa - 'Joe’s Garage'!!!! :sweet:

'Mum bought you a fur Coat when you were fifteen
You wore it to the disco,
But everyone was in Jeans'

:sweet: :sweet:

Is it a Specials track?

It is!!!! :sweet:

Something about a rich girl...Mummies little rich girl! (ish)

I'll give you that one....you more or less got it!!!! :sweet:

The Specials - 'Hey, Little Rich Girl'!!!!

Cheers Mr Muttley!

How about...

Moments of sadness, moments of guilt
Stains on the memory, stains on the quilt
Chapter of incident, chapter and verse
Sub-heading chronic, paragraph worse

It rings a bell!!!!

How about;

'She's a big fat cowbag, twice the size of me,
hairs on her f***y like the branches of a tree....

so do lepers...

and QUISMODO

Is that Ian Dury don't know the name of the song though

Kerrect Fensy it is Ian Dury (with his Blockheads)

Effing Ada!