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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Now I know this has been asked my many great thinkers
PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:03 pm 
But who would win in a fight between Emily Bishop and Rita Fairclough from Coronation Street

And don't pretend you bounders don't watch it :laugh:
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Rita all day long :laugh:
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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You been drinking heavily Talbot ? :roll: :laugh:
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PJ_Poolie
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Rita would knack her.
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rita easily. She would just push her under a tram a la alan bradley stylee

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Don't underestimate Emily, she's a bit of a terrier when riled. She once got the better of Ena Sharples and Minnie Caldwell when they jumped on her in the back street. They never tried it again I can tell you.
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Don't underestimate Emily, she's a bit of a terrier when riled. She once got the better of Ena Sharples and Minnie Caldwell when they jumped on her in the back street. They never tried it again I can tell you.

Didn't Minnie and Ena catch Emily and Albert Talbot at it .. sctatchinghead
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Thats an old myth. Albert only ever had eyes for Minnie Caldwell. Emily was however the fourth member of the Ken / Dierdrie / Mike 'Ménage à trois' which was actually a Ménage à Quatre'
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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Ernest was her only true love though, shame he had his head blasted off a few doors down sadx
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That was Albert Tatlock, Sussies,not Talbot. Ken Barlow's uncle. bbolt

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Where's Chip to tell them to get out more when you need him.

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Not a lot of people know this but Minnie Caldwell opened the Indoor Market - FACT.
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
But who would win in a fight between Emily Bishop and Rita Fairclough from Coronation Street

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I would sooner they teamed up and knacked Gail Platt!

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Nah - Eileen will do that for them.

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Not a lot of people know this but Minnie Caldwell opened the Indoor Market - FACT.


and Pat Phoenix aka Elsie Tanner opened March The Tailor at Peterlee... FACT

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Lord Smythe wrote:
JohnnyMars wrote:
Not a lot of people know this but Minnie Caldwell opened the Indoor Market - FACT.


and Pat Phoenix aka Elsie Tanner opened March The Tailor at Peterlee... FACT


Interesting fact - FACT
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JohnnyMars wrote:
Lord Smythe wrote:
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Not a lot of people know this but Minnie Caldwell opened the Indoor Market - FACT.


and Pat Phoenix aka Elsie Tanner opened March The Tailor at Peterlee... FACT


Interesting fact - FACT


AND.... Patrick Mower aka Rodney Blackstock from Emmerdale opened Fine Fare
in Peterlee Town Centre

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Mr I wrote:
Thats an old myth. Albert only ever had eyes for Minnie Caldwell. Emily was however the fourth member of the Ken / Dierdrie / Mike 'Ménage à trois' which was actually a Ménage à Quatre'


Didn't they broadcast a message on the scoreboard at Old Trafford that Ken and Deirdre had got back together again ? sctatchinghead

Also, I didn't realise that this bloke at the time he was in Corrie was fictionally supposed to be from Hartlepool:

http://www.corrie.net/profiles/characters/barnes_des.html
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Also, I didn't realise that this bloke at the time he was in Corrie was fictionally supposed to be from Hartlepool:

http://www.corrie.net/profiles/characters/barnes_des.html



Run, Forrest, run.

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here is one for pok ena sharples used to go on her holidays to west hartlepool(fictionally of course) :laugh:
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I heard of a good source that William Roache is looking at a house on the headland,

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I heard of a good source that William Roache is looking at a house on the headland,

No bullshit


Was it the bookies at Throston?

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I heard of a good source that William Roache is looking at a house on the headland,

No bullshit


Was it the bookies at Throston?


The bookies isnt at the Headland confised sctatchinghead

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Helen Worth, alias Gail Platt (née Potter; previously Tilsley and Hillman) also officially opened the new Mail building at Wesley Square.
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Compo wrote:
I heard of a good source that William Roache is looking at a house on the headland,

No bullshit


Was it the bookies at Throston?


The bookies isnt at the Headland confised sctatchinghead


The rumour can't be true then.

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TalbotAvenger wrote:
But who would win in a fight between Emily Bishop and Rita Fairclough from Coronation Street

And don't pretend you bounders don't watch it :laugh:


Are these two coffin dodgers still alive?
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Rita Fairclough could probably knack half of our squad :laugh:
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maybe she's a GILF? bbolt

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