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GroovyCrimes
 Post subject: Mary had a little lamb
PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:12 pm 
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The butcher killed it dead
Now Mary takes that lamb to school
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The Doctor fainted.

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Mary had a little lamb
She took it to a wedding
She tied it to a lampost
and kicked its fucking head in

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threepintwonder
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:20 pm 
mary had a little lamb
she also had a duck
she put them on the mantlepiece
to see if they would fall off
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Fensy
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Mary had a little lamb.
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse,
And turned its wool to nylon
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Gibsons Beard
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Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were astounded.
Everywhere that Mary went,
Gynecologists surrounded

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:17 pm 
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Mary had a little pig
She couldn't stop it grunting
So she took it up the garden path
and kicked its F**king C*nt In
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mickhufc1908
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its face was black as charcoal
all the rest was snowy white
exept its little arsehole.. :grin:
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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Re: Mary had a little lamb
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mickhufc1908 wrote:
its face was black as charcoal
all the rest was snowy white
exept its little arsehole.. :grin:


racist refyellow

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Dugoutpaddy
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Grave wrote:
mickhufc1908 wrote:
its face was black as charcoal
all the rest was snowy white
exept its little arsehole.. :grin:


racist refyellow

Which race sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

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daltonshaircut
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I think maybe it was sheeps arseholeist??? sctatchinghead
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BillinghamPoolie
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:52 pm 
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Click on the youtube at the bottom of the page

http://www.thebigsheep.co.uk/family-att ... prace.html

Sorry Spender.

Funny as fook to watch live.

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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Mary had a little lamb
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:17 am 
salty had a glass of wine
it made him feel quite giddy
now he's on the tinterweb
posting loads of shite
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