Conundrum No 2

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:05 am

After the heinous incident with the Coffee Flavoured Praline Chocolate, I went into the bathroom this morning to find our rass with my Gillette Mach 3 up one velvety armpit. Mach 3 blades are three quid each here. :evil:

Now bearing in mind that I'm still limping from the stake out attempt, what would Bunkerites recommend in this instance?? confised

Remember there is no such thing as ASBO's here, it is beneath their dignity. I could lob her off the balcony but it seems a little final. :uhoh:

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

just point out that it also works downstairs :wink:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:05 am

Spender wrote:

After the heinous incident with the Coffee Flavoured Praline Chocolate, I went into the bathroom this morning to find our rass with my Gillette Mach 3 up one velvety armpit. Mach 3 blades are three quid each here. :evil:

Now bearing in mind that I'm still limping from the stake out attempt, what would Bunkerites recommend in this instance?? confised

Remember there is no such thing as ASBO's here, it is beneath their dignity. I could lob her off the balcony but it seems a little final. :uhoh:

A lock on the bathroom door would've prevented all this.

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:26 am

get one of them new razors that tiger woods and them advertise - 5 blades, much betterer

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:11 am

Have you two considered Relate? :wink:

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Salty wrote:

get one of them new razors that tiger woods and them advertise - 5 blades, much betterer

Why would you need 5 blades?????

If the 1st blade works what are the other 4 for?

Use a bic and enjoy a few spots of blood :)

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Electrolysis, the final solution.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:40 am

when using a battery shaver how come the battery runs out halfway through never when you are finished,so just incase i keep some razors handy,so i grabbed the one that was out of the packet big mistake i think some fecker had used it to cut lino there was blood everywhere.

Splod · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:47 am

Its a shame Mrs Spender isn't a board member as I think her insight into "our rad" might be quite revealing.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:29 pm

Splod wrote:

Its a shame Mrs Spender isn't a board member as I think her insight into "our rad" might be quite revealing.

Indeed it would Mr Splod. :grin:

Oh the tales she could tell. :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:30 pm

threepintwonder wrote:

when using a battery shaver how come the battery runs out halfway through never when you are finished,so just incase i keep some razors handy,so i grabbed the one that was out of the packet big mistake i think some fecker had used it to cut lino there was blood everywhere.

Well, have you ever noticed how your car never runs out of petrol when the engine is turned off??

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:35 pm

What £3, I thought everthing in China cost about 2p?!!?

Mind you, I'm sure a pack of blades for a Mac III or whatever is more expensive than crack cocaine over here in Blighty

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:19 pm

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

Salty wrote:

get one of them new razors that tiger woods and them advertise - 5 blades, much betterer

Why would you need 5 blades?????

If the 1st blade works what are the other 4 for?

Use a bic and enjoy a few spots of blood :)

thats what I used to think!
the 5 blader is cracking!
mind, I only shave once a week.......

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