A warning for those of you who may be regular B&Q Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get odds and sods has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another depot or B&Q.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also November 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, 10th & 14th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful.

Right,time to go buy a pot of paint.

how much money do you need in your wallet to be "worth being scammed" by these women? Cough, er, just out of interest like. Not that I'm going to find out persnally or owt, nor - not me man, I mean, you know worra mean like...........