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Compo
 Post subject: Question from a local in my pub
PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:39 am 
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I have a second job that I work Mon - Wed nights in the local bar, I was working last night and a local said oh mate do you know how to make a Harvey Wallbanger.

No I said, oh its easy get Jordan to move the chairs.

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misterb2001
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:43 am 
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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Question from a local in my pub
PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:44 am 
This didn't offend me, was pretty rubbish though
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mouldy old dough
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:14 pm 
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Its about him being blind not his colour. sctatchinghead

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:17 pm 
Colour Blind???? sctatchinghead


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misterb2001
 Post subject: Re: Question from a local in my pub
PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:32 pm 
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mouldy old dough wrote:
misterb2001 wrote:
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Its about him being blind not his colour. sctatchinghead

never!
My response was based on a popular joke about stevie wonder.........


Why cant stevie wonder read?

Because he is black!

Im sure compo didnt take what i said seriously, or at least i hope he didnt!

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mouldy old dough
 Post subject: Re: Question from a local in my pub
PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:41 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
Colour Blind???? sctatchinghead
clappp clappp

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Montpoolier
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:41 am 
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I'm not offended!!






Cos I haven't the faintest fookin idea who the guy (?) is.

And only a very vague idea who Jordan is. Something to do with Arafat and big tits, right?

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Compo
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:20 pm 
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misterb2001 wrote:
mouldy old dough wrote:
misterb2001 wrote:
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Its about him being blind not his colour. sctatchinghead

never!
My response was based on a popular joke about stevie wonder.........


Why cant stevie wonder read?

Because he is black!

Im sure compo didnt take what i said seriously, or at least i hope he didnt!


no I didnt take it seriously

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BillinghamPoolie
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:04 pm 
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I'm not offended!!






Cos I haven't the faintest fookin idea who the guy (?) is.

And only a very vague idea who Jordan is. Something to do with Arafat and big tits, right?


I'm glad it wasn't just me not knowing what the fook he was going on about!!!

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AK_Poolie
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:07 pm 
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I asked stevie wonder what its like being blind
"It could be worse" he said
"I could be black"

lolz

(i hope it is stevie wonder whos blind)
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