about 20 times in 2 hours. How come you lot are having no trouble?

cos

It's thundering and lightning here...might have summat to do with it.

'Cos we don't buy cheap connections.

Cos you are a women and women cant do 'owt right

You mean you've paid over the odds to have a service that's identical to mine except for one afternoon in the year?

I had loads of problems last night - and some this morning.
You aint with Talk Talk are you Grabec?

No, it's Tiscali, British West. Seems to be OK now.

it's the government spying on you all,because you are all militants calling our mp when he is trying his best for himself

But my MP is Roberta Blackman-Woods, about whom I've said nothing.


Except that she's voted with the Government on every known issue........

they are all fashioned from the same piece of cloth

Yep. I can afford to.

So if all our surnames are based on what you do, where you come from, what you look like or some other notable association, where did Ms Blackman-Woods's name originate??

Do you think??

Well, secretly, it originated from the discovery that there was already a female politician called Woods in Durham.

Interesting theory, though, Spender........