scott flinders...an apology

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:46 pm

Huh ?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:52 pm

chip fireball wrote:

just seen his mrs in morrisons and i have to say i think he could turn out to be a good signing for us.

clearly the palace fans who didnt rate him werent seeing the bigger picture.

fooking cockneys eh ?

Did she have a T-Shirt on saying....

'I'm married to Pools New Keeper'????

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:55 pm

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

The scruff.... who shops at Morrisons??? :roll:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:58 pm

Did she look like this?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:00 pm

Montpoolier wrote:

Did she look like this?

Can't believe I've just clicked on the 'Properties' of that picture to check if it was 'Little Molly Flinders!!!! :laugh:

Well I did and then I realised she's called POLLY Flinders!!!! :uhoh:

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

chip fireball wrote:

no. she was wearing a white shirt with tight jeans and flat leopard print shoes.

carrying large triangular handbag, possibly gucci.

about 5 foot 6, blond hair, slightly longer than shoulder length.

didnt really get a good look at her. a glance if im honest. and she was wearing sunglasses.

enough to suggest he could do a job for us tho.

Quality!!

I'm agreeing with you, which is just not right!!!!!!

tigro · **Posted:** Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:49 pm

and that makes you think he is our new goalkeepers wife how?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Was she dragging him around on a lead like Jack Ross's wife used too?

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:14 pm

tigro wrote:

and that makes you think he is our new goalkeepers wife how?

I hope his wife , and that description by Chip is of a female rolfl

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36396

I just knew that if the football failed to convince him, sex would turn Chips head.
This 'glance' ......... was it with an AWACS spy plane. I await the pics with interest.

PoolieBarnes · **Posted:** Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:09 pm

Way too much detail for a 'glance' . . . . . . definitely sounds more like a 'gawp' to me!!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

i look forward to this picture at football tomorrow...

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:03 pm

chip fireball wrote:

take me for instance. when i was a dj in the west end of london and in a fairly successful band i was able to get a fit bird and keep her long enough to impregnante her.

when i got too old for that lifestyle she fooked off with a skydiver.

The secret is too find one with low expectations, that way she will hang around for longer. Bugger that's were I went wrong. bbolt

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:17 pm

chip fireball wrote:

its not an exact science, but if u look at our best players recently ( boyd, porter, sweeney, jones ) they all had one thing in common.....

fit girlfriends.

I honestly got told that Matty Robson had the best looking Bewer at Pools....so that's that Theory out the winda!!!! confised

PS....I've never actually seen her like!!!! confised

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:37 pm

Thanks for that chip I can now rest easy knowing at last we have a KEEPER to be reckoned with and I have not set eyes on him yet. clappp

I agree with the three fit birds in your example but I have to say it was Chris Shuker's bird that wins it for me as she waSSSSSSSSSSSS fit. He is a right ugly twat and never understood the attraction in the little short-house and the funny thing he was crap too.

I hope these three keep as fit as they are and along with the new keepers bird then we must be in for one hell of a season.

I hope so or feathers will fly. bbolt

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:04 am

If, and I mean IF, Chip has actually seen Scott Flinders and his Wife/Girlfriend, and is not making up another Fireball fantasy.................which is fine by the way, as this thread has had me in stitches.................then it is indeed great news.

Why?

Well it suggests that our new keeper is not infact blind................unlike the previous two. :laugh:

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:31 am

Perhaps the club should put a photo of all the players bewers sat on stools and standing in a line, team photo like, in front of the Mill House stand. Then we can really judge the seasons prospects. The captains totty could sit in the middle at the front holding a pair of hair straighteners or curling tonges which ever is the more fashionable these days.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:33 am

The goalies bird is fit, hence our keeper can see, hence hes better than the last 2. Excellent ADG rolfl

Frodraff · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:41 am

ed-t-ball wrote:

Perhaps the club should put a photo of all the players bewers sat on stools and standing in a line, team photo like, in front of the Mill House stand. Then we can really judge the seasons prospects. The captains totty could sit in the middle at the front holding a pair of hair straighteners or curling tonges which ever is the more fashionable these days.

You're assuming that they would all be female :shock:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22568

Are there any 'spiders legs' on these photies?

LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

chip fireball wrote:

its not an exact science, but if u look at our best players recently ( boyd, porter, sweeney, jones ) they all had one thing in common.....

fit girlfriends.

it figures they have to be good players to get the lass in the first place, and continuing in good form and wages to keep them.

I thought Jamie McCunnie had the fittest bird in town ?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:55 am

LeicesterPoolie wrote:

I thought Jamie McCunnie had the fittest bird in town ?

Who does he play for like?

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

chip fireball wrote:

its not an exact science, but if u look at our best players recently ( boyd, porter, sweeney, jones ) they all had one thing in common.....

fit girlfriends.

it figures they have to be good players to get the lass in the first place, and continuing in good form and wages to keep them.

survival of the fittest and that.

take me for instance. when i was a dj in the west end of london and in a fairly successful band i was able to get a fit bird and keep her long enough to impregnante her.

when i got too old for that lifestyle she fooked off with a skydiver.

had i the know how, i would transfer photo of flinders and his mrs, outside morrisons, from my phone to the bunker. however, as i dont, yous will have to make do with seeing it at 5 a side tomorrow.

mr flinders if u are by some miracle reading this do not be alarmed by this thread. do not call the police. it is normal behaviour in these parts and can be taken as a compliment. however if it was your sister and not your bird can you tell her im interested and available.

im on 11k a year and have my own house, technically belonging to the council.

Boyd's bird is not fit. Far from it.

Richie Jones' Mrs is in a different league to any other female I've ever perved on. With the exception of yubep's bird before one of us impregnated her.

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Footballers wives. Pools were asking about entertainment at matches. Its simple. Whichever players are picked on a Saturday, then their wives/girlfriends have to play the wives/girlfriends of the opposing team, preferably in bikinis. If a player hasnt got a girlfriend or wife then his mam has to play instead. If any players are gay then their mam plays because its not mixed gender. (Although maybe the pools on the move winner will get to come on for half an hour in speedos if its a bloke and bikini if woman). Talent doesnt come into it. Teams picked on how the men's side is picked. That way some will be particularly more guff than others. Slide tackling will be encouraged and the pitch will be watered beforehand to make it skiddy or muddy. Hopefully it will catch on and there will be a league started up...

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:10 pm

Are you sure Lawrence won't be playing?

eddyedgarstache · **Joined:** Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:51 pm **Posts:** 25

why not a mud bath in the centre circle
obviously we would have to have it on wheels
so it could be pushed on and off towards the Corner Flag pub

am i thinking about this too deeply for my own good

i'll go now bbolt

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:27 pm

chip fireball wrote:

british west has come up with a superb idea, please dont look to find fault with it.

He's very creative isn't he. He should write a book or summat.

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Mmmm....might make a good short story that. Remind me in a couple of years. It would be fun to write methinks.

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