At least they're not allowed to do so with a fag hanging out the corner of their mouth these days.
Call it scruffiness/chaviness - I just call it complete and utter lack of any kind of class, on a par with chucking empty pizza boxes into the Big Public Bin or pissing all over toilet seats.

Pale skinned beer bellied ladies showing all there tattoos does it for me ..

Wearing big, thick, padded winter coats at the height of summer because they were going cheap.

Enough of this racism!!

calling their kids stupid divvy names

People who as soon as it's sunny sit on there door step all day smoking and drinking.

People who argue in the street with "there lass", have some class, keep it indoors eh!

Going one further, people who drag their couch into the front garden as soon as it's sunny, and sit around smoking blow and drinking white cider, while blasting some tinny, distorted rave tape from the Coliseum (circa '95) on an Alba mini hi-fi speaker which is hanging out the front bedroom window.

Usually seen on Seaton Lane. Their south facing front gardens allows maximum sun exposure to those pale, panther-tattooed backs.

There's one near me still wearing them fur boot thingys.She's had the same burberry cap now for about 4 years .She's on her mobile every time she passes the house , What the fook can she be talking about ? .

You've just summed up every house in millbank road and west view road.

I also think the height of chavness is the headland carnival, yey let's celebrate the fact we're all idiots!

apt pro poe, achieveing "surround sound"

They'll have a classic 'rave tape' on.

Whatever happened to rave tapes.

I didn't even like rave but i had one!

Milbank/West View Roads are the north Hartlepool equivalent of Seaton Lane!

People who send their kids to school with a 'muck tan'. Probably the same kids who are in Mill House baths all day, forcing Mutley to do his job!

I'm going to send my kid to mill house this weekend for mutley too look after.

[quote="Yubep"]They'll have a classic 'rave tape' on.

Whatever happened to rave tapes.

I didn't even like rave but i had one![/quote

There was a shop on Murray Street that used to sell them, probably still does! However, these were from the New Monkey and not the Coliseum.

The ones at school were always taped off someones older brother, and then copied that many times that all you could hear was random bleeps and the MC.

Kids breakdancing on a piece of lino outside the Gillens on Brierton Lane.

3 quarter adidas trackies!!!!

Only available in 'off-white' though...

3 quarter Adidas ANYTHING, including the whole of Divviepool and Chavsea!

Middlesbrough

Them who play their rubbish music on buses with no regard to the other passengers.

if no6 bus wants to play music whilst driving his bus thats up to him methinks

i've still got loads

20 stone+ girls who wear crop tops, blokes who wear shorts in the street when it's mid winter and freezing, smackhead riding bikes on the pavement and the whole of Jutland Road.

Rough looking blokes walking their rottweilers.

Cheap jewellery, the classic clown round the neck, rings on every finger and the chunky gold berthing chains (old anchor chains painted 'gold') on their 'lad' who either looks like a bulimic ferret or is obese but thinks he's a real iron pumper because he once had a go at his grandas 'Bullworker'
Don't forget the classic craze for tattoos, delicate little roses on the pudgy ankles of the fat ones and the names or even pictures of their latest benefit entitlement rugrat well and truly displayed ...so they can identify them.... Oh and not forgetting the tedious patterns taken from old Victorian fireplace catalogues they have stamped above their arses, that, or a scene from a poor sci fi comic all in the blue, green, red and bruise yellow.
Finally the make-up. Having never attended school, as they preferred staying at home wrapped in the duvet watching Jeremy Kyle, they end up illiterate and thus believe that when they put their 'natural' tan make up on, fail to realise they have to wash the original lot off, hence their face is the colour of a Ronseal fence panel while the rest of their head is bleach white .... apart from the 'love bites' which must have been caused by getting too close to the suction end of a Dutch dredger.

Some fat chav today walked into me, went right my face said "alright" and walked off.

What the fook was that all about?

Riding a bike down a street with both hands inside the pockets of a tracksuit top.

Because that makes you look rock hard that does.

Unless they have a nasty fall.

Forget all the rest. Just wearing a tracksuit top qualifies.

No more to be said!!

I am so pathetically, humbly grateful that I live in a chav free zone.

Can I include people who say 'I were like.....and then she were like......'

That really does sum up my view on Hartlepool, especially that fookin town centre.

fuck i think im a chav

i have my kids names tattooed on my arm

I've got initials, am i half a chav?

40+ women "trying on bra's" from a pile of clothes at the flea market on a Wed morning with the young'un in a pram holding a one legged action man screaming he wants it for his birthday.

Shopping at Gillens

Tattoos are like mobile phones, something that was not deemed a necessity till some dim personaltiy or celeb with the intellect of a radish was paid to extoll their virtues and where they go the masses follow.
However, where the phone can serve a useful purpose, apart from the vast majotity of vital calls being between dim lads and lasses talking drivel. a tattoo is ................ ..... why the hell would a sales assistant in a retail park need a huge tattoo of Thor on their shoulder, will this empower them to sell more boxer shorts in the the name of the Norse Gods and thus guarantee their place in retail Valallah, ... nah, don't think so. It's a sad fashion statement by celebs and media attention seekers and when the fashion is over, the mugs will discover that the celebs have all popped off to Switzerland for a bit of quick laser removal.

That was the exacty reason i got one, how did you know!!!

Sadly, as you age, so will your skin and then your kids names will appear to be blurred and saggy, looking like they were written on wet blotting paper ...and you kids will call you a tight embarassing old git for getting a cheap tattoo when you should have known better.

Of course, anyone who has to get their initials tatooed on thir body reveals a lack of imagination or keeps forgetting who they are, in which case medical advice should be sought ..... I bet the initials are in Olde English ...

Read the post again, i don't have my own initials.

You mean...you're an imposter??

h.... if someone says they've got initials, it's quite reasonable to assume they're their own initials, OK so we'll start again ..... is it in Olde English ...?

Nope...

Next!

How many initials...?

Snowy, now that you know it's the in-thing, you can wear my initials if you wish

Christ does it matter?

I've got my daughters initials, simple really.

I've also got in roman numerals the year you we're born.

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Ah, the 'in thing' is the confusion of style with fashion...... even as a child I dressed as Ismbard Kingdom Brunel just to be awkward.