Nelson has joined

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:21 pm

Norwich from information received by me a few minutes ago.

Flew him back from his honeymoon, signed him and flew him back to rejoin his new wife.

No reason to doubt the information I have received.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:26 pm

Bloody hell. :shock:

He'd be knackered to spend the night with his new missus after flying back to Norwich. :laugh:

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:30 pm

suprised he passed the medical although he has probably been keeping his fitness up on her

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:32 pm

Compo wrote:

suprised he passed the medical although he has probably been keeping his fitness up on her

Well, that's one way to get a workout!!! :laugh:

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:35 pm

good luck to him... He will need it against boyd and brown...

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Boydy has already proved on two occasions that he's got the better of Nelse so lets hope it's not the last time.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:58 pm

I agree with the riposte that ADG's going to post later on in this thread!

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:36 pm

Montpoolier wrote:

I agree with the riposte that ADG's going to post later on in this thread!

I hope THE C..N...U...T gets run over by a tractor. :evil:

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:05 pm

Did she sue?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:14 pm

i can imagine her running around half cut shouting 'tiddles where are you, WHERE ARE YOU'

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:51 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

FACT, one of our Wagon Drivers accidentally killed Delia Smiths cat.

Our Norwich depot were delivering a Catering Cabin to her Gaff for that "Delia At Home" series and the moggy went under the wheels.

I've been trying to 'accidentally' run over a cat for years. No particular cat, just any that get anywhere near my wheels.

tigro · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:01 pm

glad he is gone personally, hopefully we will get someone else in who is more commited to playing for the club.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:04 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

i can imagine her running around half cut shouting 'tiddles where are you, WHERE ARE YOU'

LOL, I got it MrB!! :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:33 pm

Warwick Hunt wrote:

Did she sue?

no she went, "mieuw"

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:38 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

FACT, one of our Wagon Drivers accidentally killed Delia Smiths cat.

Our Norwich depot were delivering a Catering Cabin to her Gaff for that "Delia At Home" series and the moggy went under the wheels.

Elvis killed Delia's pussy :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:35 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

ElvisAintDead wrote:

FACT, one of our Wagon Drivers accidentally killed Delia Smiths cat.

Our Norwich depot were delivering a Catering Cabin to her Gaff for that "Delia At Home" series and the moggy went under the wheels.

Elvis killed Delia's pussy :laugh:

A squashed twat

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:40 pm

Wonder if the cat ended up in one of her cakes.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:04 pm

if he has signed for norwich i don't think he will cut the mustard :laugh:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:58 pm

threepintwonder wrote:

if he has signed for norwich i don't think he will cut the mustard :laugh:

How do you cut mustard, ya daft knut?

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:05 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

threepintwonder wrote:

if he has signed for norwich i don't think he will cut the mustard :laugh:

How do you cut mustard, ya daft knut?

i don't have the time or the patience to explain to someone with one more brain cell than an amoeba the meaning of the phrase cut the mustard

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:10 pm

threepintwonder wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

threepintwonder wrote:

if he has signed for norwich i don't think he will cut the mustard :laugh:

How do you cut mustard, ya daft knut?

i don't have the time or the patience to explain to someone with one more brain cell than an amoeba the meaning of the phrase cut the mustard

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

How do you cut an amoeba? Obviously you need a very sharp knife but where do you go from there?

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:25 am

I always go for the pseudopodia and anything else after that is a bonus. :wink:

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:13 am

that'll go down well in the corridors of the vic - stepho, butterworth and nelson -

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

We never did get that loan player from norwich did we?

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:09 am

Stepho isn't there anymore, I think he moved on to Huddersfield.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Fuck him. Hopefully he never gets a game for them apart from when we play them and Brown takes him to pieces. Or we sign Stevie Howard as he always came out better than him.

unohoo · **Joined:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:51 pm **Posts:** 656

Has Nelson realised that there will be a clause in his Norwich contract which stipulates that he must divorce his new wife and marry his sister if he wants to be accepted by the locals as one of them.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:29 am

ElvisAintDead wrote:

unohoo wrote:

Has Nelson realised that there will be a clause in his Norwich contract which stipulates that he must divorce his new wife and marry his sister if he wants to be accepted by the locals as one of them.

..and he'd better learn to like these, fast!

Red a white aprons

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:31 am

Grave wrote:

Red a white aprons

It's not an apron. It's tattoos

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:35 am

Confirmed by club today

That, Nelson has joined Norwich not that the picture is Manglewurzel

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:38 am

Great.

Now where's my foookin tractor keys?

So, Nelson, at the age of 30, goes to a team in the saem division as us. Its hardly a career move is it?

Even if Norwich go up, Nelson is hardly likely to make the step up. I wish him nothing but a rotten season.

Whinging geordie loving twat.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

League one or not there still a bigger club than us, more than favourites to bounce straight back.

He'll have a wife and kids and if he can improve his bank balance for the last 5-6 years of his playing days you can't really blame him.

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:49 am

FOOOK HIM. :evil:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:30 am

Yubep wrote:

League one or not there still a bigger club than us, more than favourites to bounce straight back.

He'll have a wife and kids and if he can improve his bank balance for the last 5-6 years of his playing days you can't really blame him.

I totally agree!!!! :coool:

Good luck to him I say!!!! :grin:

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