Sexual terms you dont hear any more

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:42 pm

Backscuttle

Gobble

Skier

Leg over

Any more?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:50 pm

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:51 pm

I've of heard of only two of them. confised

However, these are pretty rare, not to say mediaeval:

cuckold

rake

truelove

chastity
:wink:

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:29 pm

R.A.F.

59

Okra and prunes

Kick the Gong around

watering the oak tree

My type of thread rolfl

upthepools · **Joined:** Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:57 pm **Posts:** 205

bucking

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:52 pm

rogering

jish · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:01 pm

Having it off doesn't get much of an outing anymore.
Newspapers and magazines are doing their best to keep Bonking and Romping alive but no-one on earth uses these terms.

You don't hear much of Bonk ons (is it bonk ons or bonks on?) anymore either

or wide-on!

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:40 pm

jish wrote:

You don't hear much of Bonk ons anymore either

Applying the principle of the "pinapples ring" surely you mean Bonks on :wink:

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:41 pm

A 71.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:47 pm

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

A 71.

Our lass likes a 73!!!!! :shock:

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:50 pm

73? is'nt that chicken curry with special fried rice :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:52 pm

threepintwonder wrote:

73? is'nt that chicken curry with special fried rice :laugh:

She would sooner come home to that :roll:

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:06 pm

How's your father.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:16 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

70's Porn Mags used to refer to ones cheb-end as a "Glans"...wtf is a "Glans"???

It was always in there.."She took his hot Glans into her mouth" etc etc...

You did ask......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glans_penis

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:23 pm

Quote:

R.A.F.

59

Okra and prunes

Kick the Gong around

watering the oak tree

Care to explain Bob, so I don't have to google them all?

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:30 pm

I'd heard of all of them till Bobs reply. Maybe S & M terms.

Backscuttle :laugh:

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:41 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Quote:

R.A.F.

59

Okra and prunes

Kick the Gong around

watering the oak tree

Care to explain Bob, so I don't have to google them all?

Not BDSM Here you go

R.A.F. Rough as F*** (as in she's in the RAF)

59 is cunni****** between women because they lack a certain male part

Okra and prunes is the male P**is and testicles

Kick the gong around Self explanatory, male Mastu*******

Watering the oak tree watersport by woman on male whilst he is doing the business

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:44 am

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

A 71.

*
Is that 69 + 2?
I'm going to investigate!

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:44 am

Wheelbarrow? :grin:

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:47 am

Montpoolier wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

A 71.

*
Is that 69 + 2?
I'm going to investigate!

You're getting warmer!

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:52 am

a sucky (or sucky cock in bishop auckland)

where as my favourite term is 'do you want to get jiggy with mister biggy?'

:laugh:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I'd be very surprised if that ever worked misterb, you'd be more likely to get a kick in the nuts.

Almost as bad, if not worse, than the scherminator of amiercan pie

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:25 am

Yubep wrote:

I'd be very surprised if that ever worked misterb, you'd be more likely to get a kick in the nuts.

Almost as bad, if not worse, than the scherminator of amiercan pie

whoa there a minute, i have never used it as a pick up line, jesus i have some style (though not a lot). i just say it to the wife for a laugh.

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Knee trembler :laugh:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

misterb2001 wrote:

Yubep wrote:

I'd be very surprised if that ever worked misterb, you'd be more likely to get a kick in the nuts.

Almost as bad, if not worse, than the scherminator of amiercan pie

whoa there a minute, i have never used it as a pick up line, jesus i have some style (though not a lot). i just say it to the wife for a laugh.

I heard you used to use it in the fly n jug

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:49 am

Yubep wrote:

misterb2001 wrote:

Yubep wrote:

I'd be very surprised if that ever worked misterb, you'd be more likely to get a kick in the nuts.

Almost as bad, if not worse, than the scherminator of amiercan pie

whoa there a minute, i have never used it as a pick up line, jesus i have some style (though not a lot). i just say it to the wife for a laugh.

I heard you used to use it in the fly n jug

some would say it was akin to a fly flying round in a jug

Trapper · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:43 am **Posts:** 508

a door

as in " I wish you were a door so I could bang you all night"

:wink:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:14 am

'aving it off.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:02 am

The works bike. rolfl

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:13 pm

She's had more C*** ends than weekends

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:41 pm

more pricks than a second hand dart board

slap and tickle - (or if your mampi's ex lass, tickling the armpit)

WestParkPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:54 pm

They'll bury her in a Y-shaped coffin

Wendy Wide-Legs

Fumble

Up and down like a fiddlers elbow

Mampi Swift · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:06 pm

Compo wrote:

more pricks than a second hand dart board

slap and tickle - (or if your mampi's ex lass, tickling the armpit)

Ere, welcome to the board involving me in your posts!

You'll have people thinking I'm some kind of weird fetishist!

chessington · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:07 pm

five knuckle shuffle, not sure why I thought of that one bbolt

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:29 pm

chessington wrote:

five knuckle shuffle, not sure why I thought of that one bbolt

I'm free.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:34 am

Mampi Swift wrote:

Compo wrote:

more pricks than a second hand dart board

slap and tickle - (or if your mampi's ex lass, tickling the armpit)

Ere, welcome to the board involving me in your posts!

You'll have people thinking I'm some kind of weird fetishist!

I would like to point out that I didnt imply anything of the sort my good man, for people reading this mampi's ex lass was from america and miss heard what I said when mentioning "slap and tickle" about an hour later she said were you off to are you going to tickle the armpit. What followed was me and mampi nearly wetting ourselves in laughter.

sorry for the confusion :wink:

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:30 pm

Been filled more times than a leaky bucket

Mampi Swift · **Posted:** Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:20 pm

She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:24 pm

Been cocked more times than elmer fuds rifle

chipmunk · **Joined:** Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:10 pm **Posts:** 62

shagging

chessington · **Posted:** Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:37 pm

fishy fingers

well I actually still use the term but I think i'm on my own :uhoh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:34 am

You won't get nowt off her....she's tight!!!! confised

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:02 pm

Just thought of another one - bucket hole.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Fanny like a wizards sleeve

poolieineastlondon · **Joined:** Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:08 pm **Posts:** 453

Getting yer knock

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:11 pm

I could have stuck my whole hand in her 'lovely lovely person' and flipped a coin!!

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:28 pm

Ride a blind piece

Sexual terms you dont hear any more

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