W**king sock !!

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:53 am

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Man-performed-sex-act-in.5333936.jp

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:58 am

"Judge Brian Forster gave Greenwell an 18-month community order with supervision,and ordered him to pay £300 in costs.

He told Greenwell: "One looks at your situation and asks why this has happened. It's clear to me this has taken place with a background of personal difficulties. You are about to be seen by a psychologist and this, with other help for you from your family, will provide the necessary foundation for you to get back on track."

I mean I'm no Judge, but maybe he just fancied a wank?

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:01 pm

Imagine every time you fancied a 'J Arthur' you had to sit in court and be asked "one looks at your situation and asks why this has happened"

What are you meant to say, because my balls are full your honour?

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

How embarrassing, time for him to leave the country rolfl

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Outside a Primary school?
refred

Spiff · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:09 pm

Jesus H Corbett, having a tug is a reason to see a shrink?

I'd better order the XXXL strait-jacket now....

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

The firms net nanny won't let me see the article but as he was outside a school its sounds a bit more than a whacking one off... He's lucky he never got locked up fookin pædo!

(Great minds think alike Terry)

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Pierrepoint wrote:

The firms net nanny won't let me see the article but as he was outside a school its sounds a bit more than a whacking one off... He's lucky he never got locked up fookin pædo!

(Great minds think alike Terry)

Kerrectamundo, dodgepot ( not you, him)

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:23 pm

I don't think he was/is any danger to children....like others have said....he fancied a wank!!!! confised

Personally I would have waited until I got home like!!!! confised

Nice of the 'Whatever' it is these days Mail to have his photo published though even as it seems the bloke is in need of psychological help....pity they can't take pictures of the scum in this town who DO deserve their photos published....Burgalars, Muggers, Persistent Offendending smackheads, etc etc!!!! :evil:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I love the way the women says she was disgusted, i bet she's sorted herself out many times before.

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:27 pm

Yubep wrote:

I love the way the women says she was disgusted, i bet she's sorted herself out many times before.

she probably did while watching him through the window waiting for the police to arrive

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:34 pm

Surely masturbation is a natural act and not disgusting at all?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

He was doing some electrical work at my house the other week, i wondered why he had a sock hanging out his bag, all makes sense now...

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:05 pm

what a genius! Must have done it plenty of times before to keep a spare sock in his van. Best story ever!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

He might have just used the one he was wearing?

Just remembered when he was at my house doing electrical work he did only have 1 sock on, thought it was nothing but like i said it all adds up now.

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:17 pm

why use a sock?? Hasnt he heard of man sized Kleenex

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:20 pm

Put a sock in it.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:24 pm

no wonder his wife left him. Sticky sock syndrome.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:29 pm

Apparently he has to sign the socks offenders register.

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2478

I wonder how many pairs of socks he will get for Fathers Day?

RodneyTrotter · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:33 pm

Dirk wears White Socks.

WestParkPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:38 pm

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Apparently he has to sign the socks offenders register.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

When he walked out of court, one reporter said to him, "Do you feel it was a fair verdict?"

He very angrily shouted back.... "SOCK US OFF"

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:41 pm

maybe he had a kinky fetish for glove puppets but couldnt afford one?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Socky and sweep?

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:42 pm

Was the sock full?

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:46 pm

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:47 pm

I couldnt fit mine in a sock. And I have size ten feet. Now where is that smug smilie. :uhoh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:48 pm

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Apparently he has to sign the socks offenders register.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:59 pm

parmopooly wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Apparently he has to sign the socks offenders register.

Don't humour him. He's been wanking in his socks for years. He goes through three pairs in the bogs at Morrisons. :roll:

WestParkPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:52 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

parmopooly wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Apparently he has to sign the socks offenders register.

Don't humour him. He's been wanking in his socks for years. He goes through three pairs in the bogs at Morrisons. :roll:

Jealous?

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:23 pm

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Jealous? therethere

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Only if you were there watching. :wink:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:29 pm

He could have used the defense that the sock was too small for his foot so he was just vigourously stretching it.

daltonshaircut · **Joined:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:43 pm **Posts:** 99

"Its my sock and I'll stretch it as fast and as vigorously as I want your Honour!!!"

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I likes the new sign

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

Courtersy of our resident logo guru, Mr Grave.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:58 pm

just put a sock in it or it in a sock

daltonshaircut · **Joined:** Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:43 pm **Posts:** 99

To be fair who hasn't used a sock at some point in their life????? :uhoh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:22 am

At it all BTW!!!! sadx

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:27 am

daltonshaircut wrote:

To be fair who hasn't used a sock at some point in their life????? :uhoh:

I was in Oman for 9 months, a long time ago, after work (about 1pm) used to go to the beach and sunbathe naked apart from a strategically placed sock.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

Good idea, its f ar too easy to badly burn your nose in that heat.

WestParkPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:05 am

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Jealous?

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Only if you were there watching. :wink:

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Promises, promises... yawn1

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:32 am

daltonshaircut wrote:

To be fair who hasn't used a sock at some point in their life????? :uhoh:

I haven't. :uhoh:

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

Maybe he'll be interested in this pattern for a Peter Heater.. Trust me Joel would know what I was on about... rolfl

http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video ... er-271959/

But he's still a perv of the highest order...

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:26 pm

daltonshaircut wrote:

To be fair who hasn't used a sock at some point in their life????? :uhoh:

Yeah but only for a foot job.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:25 pm

Toe job?

W**king sock !!

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