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Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

In your foot drill. I am now going to teach you the right turn at the halt. The reason this movement is taught is to enable you to turn through an angle of 90 degrees to the right in a...................... ?

Next. Wonder how many people know what the fook I'm on about.

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:05 pm

To the tune of the Grand Old Duke Of York. bbolt

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:13 pm

orderly manner?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:44 am

Mr I wrote:

In your foot drill. I am now going to teach you the right turn at the halt. The reason this movement is taught is to enable you to turn through an angle of 90 degrees to the right in a...................... ?

Next. Wonder how many people know what the fook I'm on about.

Salsa Dancing????

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:01 am

Marching without going anywhere!! :grin:

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:03 am

Mr I wrote:

In your foot drill. I am now going to teach you the right turn at the halt. The reason this movement is taught is to enable you to turn through an angle of 90 degrees to the right in a...................... ?

Next. Wonder how many people know what the fook I'm on about.

Practicing a full on Bunker hissy fit?

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:39 am

hurry, or when your stuck in a fox hole with 50 other men.

or do it 4 times when listening to dead or alive, "you spin me right round, baby right round..."

HUFCWop · **Joined:** Tue May 22, 2007 7:30 am **Posts:** 373

Ah footdrill! "turn to left.....as you were...turn to the right right TURN"

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

HUFCWop wrote:

Ah footdrill! "turn to left.....as you were...turn to the right right TURN"

Aaah I get it now

3 hops this time 3 hops ths time, criss cross...slide to the left

Is that what your up to now Mr I bbolt

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:33 pm

"Everybody clap your hands......"

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:20 pm

the hokey cokey?

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:26 pm

I don't know what the above means, but it reminded me of this.
'The Naming of the Parts' by Henry Reed

Today we have naming of parts. Yesterday,
We had daily cleaning. And tomorrow morning,
We shall have what to do after firing. But today,
Today we have naming of parts. Japonica
Glistens like coral in all of the neighboring gardens,
And today we have naming of parts.

This is the lower sling swivel. And this
Is the upper sling swivel, whose use you will see
When you are given your slings. And this is the piling swivel,
Which in your case you have not got. The branches
Hold in the gardens their silent, eloquent gestures,
Which in our case we have not got.

This is the safety-catch, which is always released
With an easy flick of the thumb. And please do not let me
See anyone using his finger. You can do it quite easily
If you have any strength in your thumb. The blossoms
Are fragile and motionless, never letting anyone see
Any of them using their finger.

And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.

They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.

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