Inadvertent bloomers

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sun May 24, 2009 10:09 pm

I was in the local WMC last night. One of the committee members is a bona-fide dwarf. So my mate got talking about him saying he had an attitude problem. What do you think I replied (quite loudly) without thinking?

He can't help being grumpy. :uhoh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2009 1:16 pm

WestParkPoolie · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2009 4:30 pm

Always thougth the expression was 'bloopers' not 'bloomers'...

Compo · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2009 4:35 pm

isnt a bloomer a type of bread

WestParkPoolie · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2009 4:38 pm

Crusty bloomers are available from all high-street bakers.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 11:05 am

A blooper is a video outtake innit, and the word is Merkin so it isn't valid here. :evil:

Look up "dropping a bloomer" on a proper UK site.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:14 pm

are'nt bloomers big knickers that go down to just above the knee?like what grannies used to wear :laugh:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:29 pm

threepintwonder wrote:

are'nt bloomers big knickers that go down to just above the knee?like what grannies used to wear :laugh:

I thought someone might notice that. :laugh:

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:37 pm

Montpoolier wrote:

threepintwonder wrote:

are'nt bloomers big knickers that go down to just above the knee?like what grannies used to wear :laugh:

I thought someone might notice that. :laugh:

good job you did'nt imagine what i did when crusty bloomers were mentioned, ugh :shock:

WestParkPoolie · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:56 pm

Montpoolier wrote:

threepintwonder wrote:

are'nt bloomers big knickers that go down to just above the knee?like what grannies used to wear :laugh:

I thought someone might notice that. :laugh:

i thought some one would have mentioned it, too - but I didn't think it'd be ThreePintWonder. My money would have been on Mr. Atweasle - and would have gone into lurid detail :laugh:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 4:02 pm

Montpoolier wrote:

I was in the local WMC last night. One of the committee members is a bona-fide dwarf. So my mate got talking about him saying he had an attitude problem. What do you think I replied (quite loudly) without thinking?

He can't help being grumpy. :uhoh:

Two of my favorites playing cricket first a team mate shaking hands with an Asian opposition player after a game;

Team mate "Well bowled mate"
Asian player "I didn't bowl"
Team mate "Oh sorry it must have been the other one"

:uhoh:

The other was again a cricket team mate, one of our lads was offering sweets around the dressing room when another piped up with "don't be shy your mother wasn't" quite insensitive given it was less than two weeks since this lads mams unfortunate death, he was apologising as soon as he realised what had just actually came out of his mouth :uhoh:

grabec · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 4:47 pm

Never mind the semantics, what about the tautology? :coool:

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 4:52 pm

Grabec wrote:

Never mind the semantics, what about the tautology? :coool:

Would you give me a free gift if I knew what you were talking about?

grabec · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 4:59 pm

ADG wrote:

Grabec wrote:

Never mind the semantics, what about the tautology? :coool:

Would you give me a free gift if I knew what you were talking about?

Yes....if I knew you knew what I was talking about. :wink:

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